Bleach Bondi Goes Full “Mean Girls” At Hearing After Photos Reveal Her Senator Burn Book!!!

Attorney General and inspiration for MAGA Cunt Barbie, Pam Bondi, proved once again why she is so uniquely qualified to be Matt Gaetz’s Sloppy-Seconds. Bleach Bondi arrived at yesterday’s Senate hearings armed with only a notebook, her personality, and looks, all of which can be described as even more damaging to the evil stepmom image than Pornhub. And yet, Trump’s DOJ (Department of Jerkoffs) first mulligan called Senator Sheldon Whitehouse a hypocrite, after she falsely accused the Democrat of accepting donations from an Epstein colleague. After apparently believing the word “hypocrite” had the same devastating impacts on its target as “I’m rubber, you’re glue!” Considering she not only accepted her current job from, and swore loyalty to, Epstein bestie and known diddler, Donald Trump, but the sole reason the position was even available is because Matt Gaetz isn’t legally allowed within 500 feet of any teen, regardless of their Floriduh-Coke-Whore status. So, like Pope John Paul II before her, Pam Bondi may have been nominated to represent some of Christianity’s worst pedophiles, but will earn her eternal spot in hell, all on her own cover-up. Unlike those brilliant comebacks, “I know you are, but what am I?”, which, according to close-up photos, were all part of a coordinated attack on Senate Democrats, straight from a 13-year-old Karen’s diary.

The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.newsbreak.com/thedailybeast-513346/4280600654328-bondi-accidentally-reveals-her-burn-book-for-fiery-epstein-hearing

In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that Donald Trump is spending the government shutdown launching Trump RX. The Trump family’s latest innovation/ Ponzi Scheme to steal even more money from the elderly, slow adults, and guys who are totally “straight” but can’t seem to get it up around women, who, “Make America Great Again,” one, $500-Applebee’s-gift-card-mailed-to-Don-Jr’s-PO-Box, at a time.