Nancy Mace: Advocate For Survivors… Unless The Sex Offender Can Help Her Win A Primary!!!

The Politico Article Quoted- https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/05/chuck-edwards-ethics-sexual-harrassment-00906871?shem=dsdf,sharefoc,agadiscoversdl,,sh/x/discover/m1/4 Don’t get me wrong, if you’re ridding Congress of sexual predators, you can count me in. I just find it hypocritical coming from gerrymandering’s biggest regret, Nancy Mace. A woman who confuses her MAGA soapbox for the moral high ground. When in reality, the distance between the two requires an […]

The Trump Phone Reviews Are In….

Finally, a Trump scam that will not only steal millions from hard-working Americans, but will also serve as a teachable moment for even the most moronic of MAGA Marks. I mean, voting for a Conman is stupid, but venmoing Trump a hundo…on an IOU…now that sounds symptomatic of shit-for-brain’s more violent cousin, CTE. The stage […]

Trump on Blanche’s ‘Job’ Performance: “Fore!!!”

Congratulations, Todd Blanche. When Kermit kissed a pig’s ass and let his elbow-deep boss speak for him, he immediately turned green. But not you, you big dummy! Despite what that greasy orange ring around the mouth suggests, when you get an opportunity to further your career…you don’t BLOW IT. In fact, as acting Attorney General, […]

Let Them Eat Balls!!!

That’s right, folks, with gun violence against the corrupt political class on the rise, Republicans don’t think common sense gun laws, turning the divisive rhetoric down, or not tricking slow adults into funding their lavish pedophilia will help solve the problem; no, they feel the best remedy is to make the working-class foot the bill […]

Southern Poverty Law Center Attacked By Drunk Child!!!

Kash Patel, Trump’s future Former FBI Director and current bobble-eyed booze bag, who spends so much of his day getting blacked out, that his FBI codename is “The Epstein List.” (Side note: Imagine Pam Bondi wasn’t lying when she told Fox News, “The Epstein List is currently sitting on my desk.” But was jokingly referring […]

Trump Girls Gone Wild…

Sure, Donald Trump’s Cabinet may have the same vetting process as crystal meth: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Morals… NO PROBLEM!! However, name another administration where the Secretary of Labor can fly under the radar, with a batshit-resume that even Ghislaine Maxwell would consider problematic. I mean, if Lori Chavez-DeRemer were a Democrat, and you […]

Keystone K$SH: When Even Drinking ON The Job, Is ON-Brand!!!

When I originally started calling Kash Patel “Keystone K$SH,” I was referring to his inability to do his job like a Keystone Cop, not his inability to remain alcohol-free like a Keystone Light. However, while most people consider “Drinking on the job” a liability, Kash sees things much differently… And not at all because his […]

Exposing America’s First Lady Of The Night!!!

In the words of the great 20th century philosopher Dr. Dre, “And when it all boils down, you gonna find in the end. A bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man’s best friend. So what? You found you a ho that you like? But you can’t make a ho a housewife.” Or […]

Tantrum On ICE

Normally, when a white woman gets racially profiled, she is accidentally handed a pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks. However, not for Tan Mom. She was apprehended by ICE Agents because her complexion resembles the dark side of the moon, in both shade and texture. That was until Trump’s Gestapo realized she was just a MAGA-Karen […]

Check Out Homeland-Hubby’s Hooters!!!

…..And here I thought the Homeland Security budget was inflated. I just really hope Kristi’s hornball-hubby uses wet wipes on those Mega-MAGA-ManMarries. Because the only thing worse than your neighbor’s kid getting knocked out by one of your dodgeballs is your neighbor’s kid getting knocked up by one of your dodgeballs. The Times Article Quoted […]

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