Donald Trump took time out of hanging federal employees, no longer useful to him, out to dry, or, as KKKaroline calls it, “The Epstein Severance Package,” to send Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy (The one Trump appointee who heard the MAGA slogan “Trans For Everyone”, and thought “My job just got a whole lot harder!”) to make air-traffic-controllers even more miserable than they already were. As if not being paid to do the most stressful (non-Trump Diaper Genie) job in government wasn’t bad enough, without becoming spank-bank material in some Road Rules Reject’s “Project 2025” highlight reel. So, it’s no wonder that every single Burbank Air Traffic Controller banged-in sick with a case of the IDGAFA(I Don’t Give A Fuck Anymore!), leaving commercial pilots no other option in LA but to wing it. Even US military members will soon receive no pay for their services. Meaning the troops sent to invade Portland, Oregon, will technically be volunteer Debbie Downers, while hunting brown people for sport, still earns a $50,000 Trump IOU an ICE signing bonus* (*Available in Truth Social Stock Options, Barron Bucks Crypto, or Confiscated Humanitarian Aid for Palestinians**) (**Only while supplies last!).
The Daily Beast Article Quoted – https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/gavin-newsom-skewers-trump-airport-022049548.html
In today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn Portland may be a dystopian nightmare, but not in the eat-your-own-pinky-to-avoid-starvation-in-Gaza-sorta way, but more of a did-I-kiss-a-dude-dressed-as-Ms-Piggy-at-the-Furlandia-afterparty kind of way. Never mind that a full-on military invasion was never the answer for either of those less-than-ideal scenarios, when bottled water, nutrition/electrolytes, and intense psychological therapy for PTSD would do the trick. Especially, considering Portland is beautiful this time of year, when the leaves change color faster than your dyed fluorescent pubes (Carpets gotta match the drapes) and everyone smells like patchouli-scented B.O. and pumpkin spice.
The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/03/portland-oregon-living-hell-tiktok-trump
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