

The government shutdown has entered day 30, which not only means air traffic controllers and SNAP recipients won’t be getting paid, but that ICE is now officially hunting brown people out of the kindness of their hearts. Just kidding, Homeland Security has authorized a special “super check” for all ICE agents that not only covers their back pay in full, but makes a generous down payment on all future hate crimes. Which is such a shame, because if you heard ICE was coming back in my day, your first instinct wasn’t to run, it was to STOP… COLLABORATE, AND LISTEN…




The Left Voice Article Quoted – https://www.leftvoice.org/snap-benefits-are-running-out-but-ice-agents-are-cashing-checks/






In Today’s Palate Cleanser….During his latest brag-a-thon, Donald Trump called Narendra Modi of India, ‘The nicest looking guy,’ which was totally a random shout-out and in no way a first-impression mulligan for Trump, saying, “I wish my Diet Coke button was installed on Melania’s forehead.”



The Hindustan Times Article Quoted – https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/modi-nicest-looking-killer-trump-says-pm-makes-him-go-woah-is-this-the-same-man-101761715249041.html#google_vignette
The most dangerous feature of Dementia Don, even though he doesn’t have a single fucking clue where he is, Trump not only refuses to admit he’s lost, but claims he’s just looking for more votes.

