

Donald Trump, a man who turned the “War on Drugs” into target practice for war criminals. Recently pardoned former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez, who smuggled more than 400 tons of cocaine into the US and, in the process, turned his blowhole into his cellmate’s favorite snow globe. Perhaps that amount of Honduran marching powder could at least get Trump through an entire cabinet meeting without nodding off, and possibly persuade Pam Blondi to scissor JD Vance. Then again, after reading the love letter that Hernandez sent to Trump, I’m surprised his pardon wasn’t accompanied by a personal invitation to Donny-Do-Things’ oval orifice. Because while “cocaine is a hell of a drug”, Trump prefers to get high on his own supply. (AKA loves to sniff his own farts)



The Axios Article Quoted – https://www.axios.com/2025/12/02/trump-pardon-hernandez-honduras-former-president-letter
Hernandez’s 4-Page Love Letter To Trump



In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we learn that the AI stock market bubble is a lot like Trump’s cankles; it’s holding steady for now, but if it bursts, Trump’s going down hard.


The Startup Daily. Article Quoted – https://www.startupdaily.net/topic/funding/what-to-look-out-for-if-the-ai-bubble-is-about-to-burst/




