

What’s the difference between protesting the Supreme Leader in Iran and Donald Trump in Minneapolis? At least in Iran, the execution comes after the trial. Just last week, Trump called Ashli Babbitt, the armed domestic terrorist who attacked federal law enforcement on January 6th, a “ Patriot,” and Renee Good, the unarmed patriot federal law enforcement gunned down in cold blood on January 7th, a “Domestic Terrorist.” Wow, what a difference a day makes, huh? Perhaps it’s time for a far more descriptive word than hypocrisy to characterize Trump’s ideology, something unmistakable like “Trumpfuckery” or “Treasonlube”. You see, most MAGATS are so dumb they believe hypocrites is the name of a philosophizing hippopotamus, or that Moby Dick is what EDM Groupies consider a white whale. So, don’t be shocked when they see George Dubya’s presidency and think: “If only he were dumber, far more corrupt, and wanted to fuck children.” You know, a practicing Christian.




The New York Magazine Article Quoted – https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-wants-to-make-disrespect-grounds-for-ice-violence.html




The Guardian Article Quoted – https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/jan/04/ice-2025-deaths-timeline



In Today’s Palate Cleanser, we meet Benny Johnson, the reason roofies can’t look themselves in the mirror. A MAGA influencer who is super horny for Batman, and yet Douche Wayne’s superpower is teaching slow adults right-wing extremism like the Fisher Price of Fascism. A Russian Propagandist and homophobe who doth protest too much through the Putin-sized glory hole in the closet.




The VOX Article Quoted – https://www.vox.com/politics/370323/tenet-media-russia-what-happened-tim-pool-dave-rubin-benny-johnson-lauren-southern
Benny Johnson, pictured above enjoying the Tenet Media Christmas Party
