Today, Donald Trump held a “Board of Peace” gathering. Picture a collection of Skeletor-like warlords but with much thinner skin. And what, you ask, was so important to the MAGA “peace” agenda that required a murderous meeting of the mindless? The US and Israel are once again joining forces to bomb the sand out of […]
Read More Is Trump Bombing Iran To Cover Up An Epstein File Hack?!?When it comes to Tookie Trump, The Meidas Touch Network is always first with the receipts. Who needs the DOJ, when you can have an all-access pass to the Epstein Files for the price of a YouTube subscription? But seriously, how is this the first I am hearing about Monica Seles living at Mar-A-Lago with […]
Read More Why Does No One Mention Monica Seles Lived At Mar-A-Largo With Trump, At 17?!?So it appears Kristi Noem is getting thrown under the Zamboni by ICE for fabricating details of another rogue shooting, which could easily be karmic retribution for Renee Good, Alex Pretti, or even Crickett. The puppy she personally shot and killed, after claiming the “dangerous” dog was a domestic abuser who often called her cosplay […]
Read More ICE Throws Noem Under The Zamboni!!!Pam Bondi testified under oath in front of Congress yesterday so she could address the Epstein survivors in person, in the hopes that if she physically turned her back on them, they might finally get the hint. Seriously, leave it to the Trump administration to cover up child sex-trafficking, only to treat the Victims, not […]
Read More Brown-Nose Bondi Reveals Her True Colors Also Stink Like Sh*t!!!Last summer, when I wrote, “Trump prays he’s in the Epstein files less than Jesus is in the Bible.” I presumed I was crafting a joke, not foreshadowing a brainless fear-monger’s path like the Wizard of Oz Pearlman. However, since then, the name Donald Trump has appeared in the unredacted Epstein Files over a million […]
Read More Trump: ‘Thank You, Un-Redaction, Without You, I Would’ve Never Gone Platinum!!!’Donald Trump can’t stop bragging about a new military weapon he named, “The Discombobulator.” Although, can you really trust Trump’s reviews of its capabilities? Considering he once nicknamed himself “The Fastest Man Alive” after convincing Melania that premature ejaculation was a superpower. However, even when it comes to classified information, Trump can’t help but leak […]
Read More The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!!So, yesterday was Groundhog Day, the only day of the year when the biggest shadow in weather forecasting isn’t Al Roker’s. That honor goes to Punxsutawney Phil. The groundhog ICE chased back into a hole after mistaking its shadow for a minority, which not only means 6 more weeks of winter, but that FBI’s Most […]
Read More Gabbard Blames Shadow For Groundhog Day Whistleblower Cover-Up!!!
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