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New Doc Reveals How An FBI Translator Was Honey-D*cked By A Rapper Turned ISIS Terrorist!!!
While watching the latest Showtime / Paramount+ series “The Agency” (An in-depth look at the inner workings of the CIA, starring an A+++ cast). Which, btw, I do highly recommend the first two episodes. But that’s burying the lead because they ran a promo for an upcoming documentary about a German rapper turned ISIS terrorist. Now that piqued my interest right […]
Read More New Doc Reveals How An FBI Translator Was Honey-D*cked By A Rapper Turned ISIS Terrorist!!!The Syndrome That Spawned Puking Pot Heads!!!
Just as the Apple News Updates have been manipulably designed to do. When we hear that temptress-like alert sound off, calling ever so longingly to us, we instantly check our phones. All because addicts like us have been programmed to do so. Although, most of the time we immediately regret our participation in this ritualistic […]
Read More The Syndrome That Spawned Puking Pot Heads!!!There Are Lots Of Lessons To Learn From Our Pimped-Out-Penguin Pals!!!
While we can learn much from penguins, today’s first lesson comes solely from personal experience. You see, I planned to write an entire article devoted to a specific penguin story I came across earlier today that I found particularly fascinating. However, since I have no recollection of said penguin’s name or even the gist of […]
Read More There Are Lots Of Lessons To Learn From Our Pimped-Out-Penguin Pals!!!A Dentist Who Allegedly Poisoned His Wife, Believed Killing the Lead Investigator Would Solve All His Problems!!!
So it appears Colorado man James Craig has found himself in a bit more, hot water as of late. This comes nearly a year removed from when the 45-year-old dentist was accused of poisoning his wife. After, he not so convincingly assured his bride that he, in fact, “didn’t drug” her. That was shortly before her untimely […]
Read More A Dentist Who Allegedly Poisoned His Wife, Believed Killing the Lead Investigator Would Solve All His Problems!!!Biz Nasty “Took Some, Gave More” As He Fought Off Seven Drunks At A Restaurant!!!
Paul “Biz Nasty” Bissonnette fought off 7 drunken A-holes at a local Restaurant he frequents in his hometown of Scottsdale, Arizona. In case you’re wondering, to your lonesome “How is that even possible CEO?”. Then you obviously don’t know who Biz Nasty is and his unique capability to “chuck knucks” as they say in the fisticuffs game. So, […]
Read More Biz Nasty “Took Some, Gave More” As He Fought Off Seven Drunks At A Restaurant!!!Beyond The Cringe Of TikTok Dances!!!
Whether you like it or not, TikTok is here to stay. Well, that is until the government bans it, but that’s completely beside the point. The damage has already been done, and the fallout is an entire generation of humans missing a large portion of their brains, devoted solely to self-loathing amounts of embarrassment. Which, […]
Read More Beyond The Cringe Of TikTok Dances!!!“Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy” On Netflix Is A Terrifying Must Watch!!!
Just when I thought I was putting on some boring ass Netflix documentary to help me fall asleep last night. I was quickly treated, to an hour and 24 minutes, of the horrifying reality of mass consumerism and the unmanageable amount of waste it produces. So, once sound sleep was simply out of the question, […]
Read More “Buy Now! The Shopping Conspiracy” On Netflix Is A Terrifying Must Watch!!!The Manufactured Battle Of The Sexes That Is Social Media Challenges!!!
Social Media is constantly abuzz with an infinite conveyor belt of new trends dropping into your feed daily. One specific genre that seems to get widespread traction on all the usual suspect platforms is this “Anything you can do I can do better” theme. It is an ongoing battle pitting the sexes against each other in […]
Read More The Manufactured Battle Of The Sexes That Is Social Media Challenges!!!Have You Ever Wondered How Much It Costs To Tattoo Your Eyes Blue?!?
While cheffing up my breakfast this morning, the television happened to be on The Regis and Kathy Lee Show whatever the fuck they are calling the show Kelly Ripa is on these days. The topic du jour was about a new trend taking place, in the world of people having way too much money and not enough dumb shit to […]
Read More Have You Ever Wondered How Much It Costs To Tattoo Your Eyes Blue?!?
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