I would’ve guessed the American government being illegally overtaken by the richest man in the world would be a ratings bonanza or, at the very least, be trending on TikTok by now. Then perhaps Donald Trump might actually believe it was happening. This may be the first coup in world history where a super-majority of […]
Read More I Would’ve Thought An American Coup Would Be Televised!!!I’d like to formally congratulate all the Anti-Vaxers on a job well done. Not since the second Tuesday in September of 2001 has this many misguided idiots risked their own lives to purposely harm the American population over their ridiculous beliefs. So, mission accomplished, you’ll also go down in infamy for your terroristic ignorance. If […]
Read More In 2025 Tuberculosis Is A Concern So Mission Accomplished Anti-Vaxers!!!As a recovering java junky myself, it appears I am losing out on all the heart health perks associated with morning coffee drinking. Which I find rather stunning, considering I’m a jittery, paranoid mess who feels my heart could explode at any minute when I have a few cups of Dunks in the tank. When […]
Read More Morning Coffee Drinkers Receive More Heart Health Perks!!On the off chance, you survived your family Christmas festivities or first few evenings of Hanukkah with your psyche still intact. Fear not because I am here to Debbie-Downer you right back into reality. Leveling you off to the average cruising altitude of post-holiday dread and regret that most adults suffer during the last few […]
Read More Could The Bird Flu Virus Mutations Mean Another Pandemic Is On the Horizon?!?Just as the Apple News Updates have been manipulably designed to do. When we hear that temptress-like alert sound off, calling ever so longingly to us, we instantly check our phones. All because addicts like us have been programmed to do so. Although, most of the time we immediately regret our participation in this ritualistic […]
Read More The Syndrome That Spawned Puking Pot Heads!!!While cheffing up my breakfast this morning, the television happened to be on The Regis and Kathy Lee Show whatever the fuck they are calling the show Kelly Ripa is on these days. The topic du jour was about a new trend taking place, in the world of people having way too much money and not enough dumb shit to […]
Read More Have You Ever Wondered How Much It Costs To Tattoo Your Eyes Blue?!?
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