As one of Barstool Sports OG Stoolies, I’m obviously aware of Dave Portnoy and the juggernaut media empire he has built over the years. In fact, it was a relatively small group of us who were originally around at the very start of it all. One of my closest friends introduced me to Dave when […]
Read More Barstool’s Prez Is The Hero Pizza Deserves!!!On the off chance, you survived your family Christmas festivities or first few evenings of Hanukkah with your psyche still intact. Fear not because I am here to Debbie-Downer you right back into reality. Leveling you off to the average cruising altitude of post-holiday dread and regret that most adults suffer during the last few […]
Read More Could The Bird Flu Virus Mutations Mean Another Pandemic Is On the Horizon?!?Just when I thought my all too short holiday, “vacation…from my problems!” was somewhat turbulent. The horrific Christmas Day footage of a plane crash in Kazakhstan began trending. Then, as tragedies often do, it put my minuscule troubles into perspective. What was first believed to be a freak accident ended up taking the lives of […]
Read More The Azerbaijani Jet’s Flight Pattern Suggests It Was Fleeing Russian Airspace!!!Meet Oz Pearlman, not to be confused with daytime television’s version of Dr Evil, more widely known as medical hack Dr. Oz. No, unlike the malpractitioner, and his daily doses of disinformation spread across network airwaves, Oz Pearlman is the real fucking deal. A former Merril Lynch employee who has been obsessed with magic and […]
Read More Meet The Guest Who Rendered Howard Stern Speechless!!!With threats of mass deportations looming over the nation, one woman has been trying her damndest to flee good ole U-S-OF-A, with less than stellar results. Svetlana Dali was once again apprehended sneaking out of the country. This time, she was pinched, making a reverse Taco Bell-style “Run for the Border.” Utilizing a well-known Canadian […]
Read More Is The Stowaway Caught Twice In Two Weeks “The Serial Stowaway’s” Doppelganger?!?I understand New York Cabbies thought ride-sharing apps decimated their ability to earn a living wage. But wait until they hear the devastating news that rats have not only been taught how to drive, but they also thoroughly enjoy doing it. Now before any of you, cocky side hustlers pimping out their rides for Uber […]
Read More Move Over Self-Driving Cars, A New Study Proves Rats Enjoy Driving!!!The only thing you see more on the news these days than drone sightings are elaborate adult runaways. The most well-known of the recent bunch of down-on-their-luck rich white people to consensually go off grid. Was the anti-establishment Ivy-League grad, Luigi Mangione. A complex 26-year-old who disappeared from family and friends long before his audition […]
Read More What’s With All The Elaborate Adult Runaways Trending?!?Each and every year, holiday parties take place across the globe. Sometimes, the fallout from these festive gatherings can permanently alter your work environment. Potential mishaps can range from an unplanned inter-office pregnancy between the formerly married CFO “Drunk Kathy” and Bruce, the new guy who clearly over-dyes his mustache, himself. To Thom in accounting, […]
Read More Even The Buckingham Palace Office Xmas Party Turned Into A Sh*tshow!!!Besides The popularity of the “Jersey Shore,” the argument over “Is Jimmy Hoffa buried under Giant Stadium?” and why the entire state smells like a nonstop dumpster fire, there are many unresolved questions surrounding the not-so-great state of New Jersey. So many, in fact, that they have compiled and dedicated clickbait lists to this very […]
Read More Add Drones To The Long List Of New Jersey’s Mysteries!!!To say I’m not a “tech junkie” is a bit of an understatement. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not, by any means, an off-the-grid type either. I have just enough gadgets and technology in my day-to-day life to appear sane and remain functional in modern American society. Yet despite the popularity of voice-activated assistance, I’ve […]
Read More How My Relationship With AI SIRI Is Already Rather Problematic!!!
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