Besides The popularity of the “Jersey Shore,” the argument over “Is Jimmy Hoffa buried under Giant Stadium?” and why the entire state smells like a nonstop dumpster fire, there are many unresolved questions surrounding the not-so-great state of New Jersey. So many, in fact, that they have compiled and dedicated clickbait lists to this very topic. However, one Unsolved mystery has climbed to the top of that list recently. This is causing residents and public officials to be increasingly concerned over the numerous sightings of drones across the Garden State.
Thanks to modern-day technology American Citizens are now armed with personal handheld movie-quality cameras within their phones. They have the same professional hardware inside of them as their much larger $40,000+ Hollywood counterparts had just a decade ago. So, instead of NJ resident’s anxieties being cast aside like the rantings of some crazed goombas. They now have crystal-clear footage to back their claims of unidentified flying objects circling the neighborhood. Giving the media all the ammunition they need to sound the “WTF is going on here?” alarm for all to hear.
Of course, once something of this scale and size occurs and if the verifying evidence is overwhelming. People naturally demand answers from their state and local officials. They hope there is a simple but infuriating explanation so they can pass along all the dramatic deets with their local Dunk’s Employee. To avoid at all costs the usual awkward silence of their typical daily interactions. However, when the official standard bearer of bad news (AKA New Jersey’s finest Government Employees) has nothing but their own panic to share. You know this whole aerial event goes way above their municipal pay grade
But, as with any unexplained phenomena, the information vacuum left in its wake is often overflowing with questionable speculation. That’s when a feeding frenzy of baseless conspiracy theories ensue. Then fear and misinformation are being served up to be consumed by the truth-starved masses. But with the all-knowing Federal Government dishing out nothing more than just table scraps of facts to quell public hysteria. Americans will instead turn to the usual internet propagandists to get their fill. Sadly, we all know the rotten stench of that turd as it comes out the back side of the dis-informed processes.
Yet “Occam’s Razor” principle suggests the simplest explanation for a phenomenon is most often the correct one. Can we agree, with the fate of worldwide democracy at stake, that perhaps we should dumb down the name “Occam’s Razor” a touch? I believe the simple solution to that equation is renaming it the “Simple Solution.” Don’t you see how consumer-friendly this “Occam’s Razor” philosophy can be? Now, where were we again? Oh yeah, back to what we do know. The Feds publicly stated on the record that there isn’t another foreign government operating these drones over American soil. Yet they have been spotted around multiple military properties and still don’t pose any imminent threat to citizens or military members. Isn’t it also strange that the drones in question haven’t once been seen taking off or landing? Or that they have abnormal amounts of sophistication and battery life, implying advanced funding. Do you see a pattern emerging? Well, the experts in this specific field do. That’s why they say all signs point to it being the United States Military or a corporation working on its behalf. This would explain why those without the proper national security clearance levels would not possess such information and remain woefully unaware of the answers they seek. If this is some classified military exercise, it’s incumbent upon the government to quickly get their stories straight and spill the tea. Otherwise, If they don’t put a stop to this drone madness, residents will have no choice but to turn to the one New Jersey organization that always gets the job done when the feds are asleep at the wheel, the Mafia…Fugetaboutit!!
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