Tag: 2020 Presidential Election

Turns Out Negotiating Peace Is A Lot Easier On Truth Social Than In The Middle East!!!

What do Middle East peace and fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election have in common? They’re the only figments of Donald Trump’s imagination that don’t require an XXX-rating or a non-disclosure agreement. Leave it to Trump to think he could somehow solve more than 100 years of infighting the same way he “Made America Great […]

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Congressional Subpoena Lands Ghislaine Maxwell On The Endangered Species List!!!

Congressman Tim Burchett motioned to subpoena Epstein-Madam and Bottom Bitch, Ghislaine Maxwell, to testify before the House Oversight Committee. A move that not only forced Speaker Johnson to send Congress home early for summer break, giving Marjorie Taylor Greene even more time to shatter her all-time Bourbon Street beads-for-boobs record, but also forced Donald Trump […]

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Sending Marines Into LA Isn’t Even Trump’s Most Embarrassing Use Of The Military This Week!!!

Not only will illegally thrusting the tip of the US Military spear into Los Angeles cost taxpayers a whopping $134 million, it will be one of the most inappropriate misuses of the American armed forces in history. Or, as Trump calls it, a sneak preview of “THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVA!!!” Only Trump could order the […]

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Trump’s MAGA-Factured L.A. Crisis, Has Erased All His Butthurt-BFF’s Pedophilia Talk!!!

Los Angeles is currently under siege, and not from thousands of overly-caffeinated Uber drivers sending a message to the driverless car industry. No, this was an entirely MAGAfactured crisis from a blossoming dictatorship, and declaring war on Los Angeles is about as foolproof a distraction as it gets short of admitting the 2020 election was […]

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Will Iowa’s Joni Ernst Triple Down On Her Condescending Karen Of The Corn Bit?!?

Unless Iowa’s junior Senator Joni Ernst has dated out of her league comedically or has a gynecologist who prefers to lighten the mood with a few warm-up jokes, this woman has never had a funny bone in her body. And despite being mischaracterized by The Hill, her latest video was clearly condescending, not “sarcastic,” considering […]

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Happy DOGEBAG Day….Has Everyone Congratulated Trump For His Recent WW I And II Victories?!?

Donald Trump has racked up more self-inflicted losses over the years than his less problematic spirit animal, Wile E. Coyote. (Who, thanks to Trump’s trade war, now has to pay ridiculous tariffs for all his Acme products.) So, to alter public perception, Trump has invented two brand new holidays, taking unilateral praise for the outcome […]

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