Tag: AP

Donald Trump Threatens Pam Bondi Via DM…OOPS, Check That, He Accidentally Posted It To Truth Social!!!

Donald Trump is at it again, no, not having sex with children, but on a sliding scale of legality, this particular conduct falls somewhere between Watergate and O.J. Simpson. It all started with what the kids are calling a “Boomer” moment. You know, when you’re shit talking someone you work with to your ride or […]

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The Trump Administration Has Devolved Into The Island Of Misfit MAGAS!!!

Watching Pam Bondi protect her job by defending Trump’s wrongdoing at all costs at press conferences. Makes you feel the US Attorney General is an abused baby mama deflecting blame for her fresh black eye on her own clumsiness. And what’s with the constant terrified look on Kash Patel’s face ever since his successful nomination […]

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The ICE Ventura Immigration Detective Wasted $16 MIL On Failed Guantanamo Stunt!!!

Kristi Noem, Trump’s self-described pet Goat/Puppy assassin and baa-baa-bad ass, really screwed the pooch this time. Although she pretends to have ICE running through her veins when hunting humans for sport, it appears to have clotted and frozen her entire brain into a microscopic ICE-burg. After her utter mismanagement of the Guantanamo Bay Immigration operation […]

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Eggs Benedict Arnold Cancels His Appearances As Stock Markets Decline!!!

Donald Trump was a noticeable no-show yesterday at all his scheduled public speaking engagements. Of course, his absence conveniently coincided with the stock market dropping at the same alarming rate as his approval ratings. Thankfully, the American public got a much-needed day off from Trump’s nauseating false hope and economic empty promises. I’m starting to […]

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