Donald Trump claimed the only reason he initially refused to release SNAP benefits was that it would violate the law. Sure, most people would gladly break the rules to feed starving children, but not Trump. He’d never knowingly commit a crime unless it was an extreme circumstance like: wanting to win an election he already […]
Read More Robbin’ Hood: Prince Of Thieves!!!Donald Trump took time out of cancelling Tylenol (since it must be a woke drug, if it’s pronounced, “Ass-eat-o-many-men”), to address the UN’s General Assembly in what’s being called President Biden’s best speech in years. And, in case you missed it, it was Trump’s most embarrassing performance to date, which is no small accomplishment for […]
Read More Trump’s UN Address Is Being Called President Biden’s Best Speech In Years!!!Donald Trump’s UK exit interview with Prime Minister Keir Starmer went about as well as any WWIII-provoking humble-brag can. After President Chatty Kathy couldn’t help but spill all the tea about taking back control of Bagram Air Force base in Afghanistan from the Taliban. A clearly classified conversation, he undoubtedly had with a high-ranking US […]
Read More Now That Anti-Fascists Are Terrorists, Will Trump Now Negotiate With Democrats?!?Donald Trump plans to roll out a new $5 million variation of a green card called the Trump Gold Card. From the sound of this scheme, it is the white privilege EZPass circumvention of the US immigration system. The days of an empathic and welcoming Statue of Liberty preaching, “Give me your tired, your poor, […]
Read More Trump’s Gold Card Scheme “Give Me Your Rich, White, Oligarchs Yearning To Be Mean”!!!The fedora-wearing investigative journalist Greg Palast has been sifting through the 2024 Presidential election data wreckage. As predicted, the GOP’s targeted attack on minority voting rights was overwhelmingly successful for Trump. In Fact, recent Republican voting legislation has been the reason more black people’s votes weren’t cast for Democrats than polling taxes, wrongful felony convictions, […]
Read More With Zero Votes Cast Voter Suppression Still Won The 2024 Election!!!File this article under first-world problems. It appears I am not the only person finding the heated seats in my car to be a tad bit overbearing if left unchecked. In fact, I am starting to believe that intentionally leaving your car’s heated seats on high is a subconscious cry for help. Anyone purposely cruising […]
Read More Heated Car Seats Need To Chill Out A Bit!!!While cheffing up my breakfast this morning, the television happened to be on The Regis and Kathy Lee Show whatever the fuck they are calling the show Kelly Ripa is on these days. The topic du jour was about a new trend taking place, in the world of people having way too much money and not enough dumb shit to […]
Read More Have You Ever Wondered How Much It Costs To Tattoo Your Eyes Blue?!?
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