So, yesterday was Groundhog Day, the only day of the year when the biggest shadow in weather forecasting isn’t Al Roker’s. That honor goes to Punxsutawney Phil. The groundhog ICE mistakenly chased back into a hole after believing its shadow was a minority, which not only means 6 more weeks of winter, but that groundhogs […]
Read More Gabbard Blames Shadow For Groundhog Day Whistleblower Cover-Up!!!The DOJ was obligated by law to release the Epstein files, in their entirety, on December 19th of last year. However, Pam Bondi has intentionally disrespected the law and the sexual abuse survivors left victimized in the wake of a Barbaric Billionaire Boys Club. While, demonstrating an overdue lack of urgency that would shock and […]
Read More The Weaponization Of The Epstein Files!!!The New York Times is reporting that Donald Trump has pocketed more than $ 1.4 billion since moving back into a Melania-less White House. No doubt the single-largest underestimation of Trump’s net since President Fatty McGee took full-Earth credit for his 224lb moon weight. I mean, Trump is built ike an Iceburg, so we can […]
Read More Guess Who Earned $1.4+ Billion This Year?!?Congratulations, Shitler, it took only 75 years, and the remaining respect of America’s allies for you to understand the concepts of a Greenland deal that President Truman finalized when you were 4 years old, and only circling the rock bottom of an inappropriate breastfeeding addiction. The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/22/politics/us-greenland-framework-1951-deal Trump’s Greenland Deal According […]
Read More The Art Of The Concept!!!Trump won’t admit to it publicly, but he is furious that ICE killed an innocent white woman named Renee Nicole Good. Shooting a Mexican named Evil in the face, now that’s exactly the kind of material he can totally meander into a 49-minute rally punchline. I mean, the man just openly said, in the 3rd […]
Read More Murder She Wrote!!!Yesterday, an innocent woman was gunned down by ICE, the most cold-blooded of all of Trump’s misfit toys. As Renee Nicole Good was simply going about her business, as most American women do: rushing her kid off to school so she can spend the rest of her day pissing me off in traffic. Sadly, no […]
Read More Get The F*ck Out Of Our Cities, ICE-IS Terrorists!!!I realize Donald Trump, the main reason the phrase is now “You’ve got to suck a few dicks to make an omelette,” is considered the Russian nesting doll of distractions. However, while most people assume that what you’ll find under all those layers of gross is the pedophilia truth about the Epstein files. I am […]
Read More Is Trump Forcing Maduro To Falsely Admit He Stole The 2020 Election For Biden?!?Donald Trump recently received FIFA’s first-ever Peace Prize. An award ceremony with all the pomp and circumstance of the Oscars and the prestige of finding a Female Body Inspector (FBI) T-shirt in the Hooters’ dumpster. Because the only international sports organization award Trump is earning on merit is a participation medal from the Special Olympics. […]
Read More Trump, First War Criminal Awarded Participation Peace Prize!!!If you want further proof that MAGA loyalty is an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp or conservative comedian, look no further than Marjorie Taylor Greene. The MAGA Karen who never met a Democrat she didn’t want to arm wrestle to death. Until House Republicans began the Peyton Manning of all pedophilia cover-ups: You know the kind, […]
Read More MTG: From Dancing With The Devil, To Dancing With The Stars!!!I owe an apology to Marjorie Taylor Greene, considering she’s done nearly as much to protect pedophile victims as premature puberty. And yet I’ve been characterizing the Georgia Congresswoman as evil this entire time. When I’m starting to believe she’s just the last politician on Earth to figure out Trump is far more full of […]
Read More Trump And MTG Square Off In A MAGA Battle Of Wits, Completely Unarmed!!!
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