Donald Trump recently received FIFA’s first-ever Peace Prize. An award ceremony with all the pomp and circumstance of the Oscars and the prestige of finding a Female Body Inspector (FBI) T-shirt in the Hooters’ dumpster. Because the only international sports organization award Trump is earning on merit is a participation medal from the Special Olympics. […]
Read More Trump, First War Criminal Awarded Participation Peace Prize!!!If you want further proof that MAGA loyalty is an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp or conservative comedian, look no further than Marjorie Taylor Greene. The MAGA Karen who never met a Democrat she didn’t want to arm wrestle to death. Until House Republicans began the Peyton Manning of all pedophilia cover-ups: You know the kind, […]
Read More MTG: From Dancing With The Devil, To Dancing With The Stars!!!I owe an apology to Marjorie Taylor Greene, considering she’s done nearly as much to protect pedophile victims as premature puberty. And yet I’ve been characterizing the Georgia Congresswoman as evil this entire time. When I’m starting to believe she’s just the last politician on Earth to figure out Trump is far more full of […]
Read More Trump And MTG Square Off In A MAGA Battle Of Wits, Completely Unarmed!!!Donald Trump, a man who, up until last week, thought the Senate’s “nuclear option” required prior weapons testing and that the filibuster was the wear-and-tear struggle between his cankles and socks. Now knows bipartisanship isn’t reached through healthy debate and negotiation, but by intentionally delaying Democrats’ food assistance and Republicans’ private jets. Sure, helping Trump […]
Read More Someone Is Getting The Band Back Together!!!Donald Trump claimed the only reason he initially refused to release SNAP benefits was that it would violate the law. Sure, most people would gladly break the rules to feed starving children, but not Trump. He’d never knowingly commit a crime unless it was an extreme circumstance like: wanting to win an election he already […]
Read More Robbin’ Hood: Prince Of Thieves!!!Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but […]
Read More Is There A White Trash Freaky Friday Happening In Congress?!?What do an election booth and a Mar-A-Lago swimming pool have in common? Donald Trump will do everything in his power to keep them minority free. And next week’s elections will be his first dress rehearsal for turning a campaign threat into a Dictator’s promise. Because Donald Trump didn’t just steal 230 million dollars of […]
Read More Next Week Is Trump’s Election-Stealing Dress Rehearsal!!!Donald Trump is now claiming he plans to give over 230 million dollars of misappropriated taxpayer money to Charity. A former stripper turned White House ballroom designer, who knows exactly how Trump likes his balls handled. Never mind that Trump considers this payout payback for all the classified documents the FBI seized before he could […]
Read More The White House East Wing: Never ForgetWelcome to the United States of America, the former land of the free and home of the brave, where, if asked how you spent your Saturday, October 18th, in mixed company, you answer, “On the advice of counsel, I must exercise my 5th Amendment right to pretend you were talking to that nosey MAGA bitch […]
Read More America: F*cking With Bitch-Ass KKKings Since 1776Donald Trump, fresh off claiming victory in the war against waste, fraud, abuse, and the American Soybean Farmer, was photographed for the cover of Time Magazine, in what’s being called the most unflattering Presidential headshot since the JFK assassination. The picture, which answers the question, “What’s the point of view of Trump’s gunt?” Appears to […]
Read More Trump’s Gunt, About The Gruesome Angle Of The Time Cover Photo: “I Warned You!”
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