Tag: Bryan Tyler Cohen

DOGE Bagalow’s Buyer’s Remorse Vs TACO’s Baby Back Bitch Bill!!!

By all accounts, Elon “DOGE Bagalow” Musk is suffering severe buyer’s remorse at the exorbitant cost of Trump’s Baby Back Bitch Bill. Apparently, the wealthiest man in the world was blindsided after learning voluntarily raw-dogging the entire working class for self-serving tax benefits could somehow be turned into something greedy. Leave it to Trump’s simpleton-savant […]

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Habeas Corpus Denier Kristi Noem Challenges Harvard’s Grasp Of The Law!!!

Kristi Noem, fresh off proving her understanding of constitutional law, wasn’t nearly as extensive as her collection of bedazzled bulletproof vests after getting wedgied in front of Congress by the definition of habeas corpus. And while the shame alone would debilitate most, it somehow didn’t discourage the c#nty cosplay queen from taking on Harvard Law’s […]

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Trump Interrupts His Bullsh*t Claims Of White Genocide To Call The Press Fake News!!!

Trump flipped the fuck out on a reporter yesterday after asking a reasonable question everyone, including the South African President, busy getting slandered, wanted an answer to. Ironically, Trump called NBC’s Peter Alexander “Fake News” for interrupting his baseless MAGA make-believe presentation. But obviously, Donald got genuinely upset when the romantic mood lighting and nonexistent […]

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Perhaps Cosplay Kristi Should Impersonate A Night School Civics Student Next!!!

Cosplay ICE Barbie Kristi Noem took time out of her busy schedule of wasting taxpayer’s money checking firefighter, rodeo clown, and….concentration camp motivational stripper(?) off her Make-A-Wish bucket list tour. So she could testify before Congress about her thoughts on habeas corpus, which, up until last week, she thought was the type of bush her […]

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Trump Tries To Rebrand The “N-Word” During Fox News Interview!!!

During a Fox News appearance that felt a lot more like two grown men committing consensual public indecency than conducting an interview, Donald Trump coaxed his accomplice Bret Baier into rebranding the definition of the “N-word” from racial slur to “nuclear.” Apparently, Trump feels it’s wildly inappropriate to call minorities the “N-word” because not saying […]

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RFK Jr Testified Under Oath To Congress That He’s Completely Full Of Sh*t!!!

RFK JR, the unfortunate fallout of the Kennedy family now being gun-shy about lobotomies, testified under oath to Congress, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.” Quite a shocking revelation for a man whose existence revolves entirely around spreading unsolicited medical disinformation like a defective Dr. Know-It-All. Well then, what’s next? […]

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Will Trump Make American Manufacturing Great Again By Making $400 Million Qatari Private Jets Exempt From Tariffs?!?

Karoline Leavitt was still buzzing from her Oscar-worthy performance at her White House press briefing in which she acted mortified at the mere thought of Trump financially benefitting from the presidency, when news broke of Donald, “The Oval Orifice,” Trump had been gifted a $400 million flying mega-mansion by the Qatari government. Prompting KKKaroline to […]

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ABC Interview Exposes Trump’s Toddler-Level Comprehension And Accountability!!!

I’m not sure what I found more alarming about last night’s ABC interview with Donald Trump, interviewer Terry Moran fact-checking a bald-faced lie with the phrase “Let’s agree to disagree” or witnessing a dipshit’s learning curve in real-time as the POTUS figured out the meaning of Photoshop on live television. Now, despite this being a […]

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