Something’s gone incredibly wrong if American voters are more likely to overlook rape allegations than the modern-day Catholic Church. Sure, the Conclave process may still be chock-full of religious misogyny, but then again, that’s a selling point for the republican party. I must say it’s refreshing to have an election in this day and age […]
Read More Little Known Fact About The New Pope He’s A U-S-A-Men!!!If Donald Trump didn’t want infighting in his administration, recruiting cabinet members from The Real Word cast was a piss-poor choice. Do you know how you can tell Trump has never watched MTV? After reading “Road Rules” on Sean Duffy’s resume, he thought, “Wow, already proficient at making rules of the road, this is the […]
Read More More Infighting Among MAGA’s Mental Midgets!!!I’m not sure what I found more alarming about last night’s ABC interview with Donald Trump, interviewer Terry Moran fact-checking a bald-faced lie with the phrase “Let’s agree to disagree” or witnessing a dipshit’s learning curve in real-time as the POTUS figured out the meaning of Photoshop on live television. Now, despite this being a […]
Read More ABC Interview Exposes Trump’s Toddler-Level Comprehension And Accountability!!!Illinois Democratic Governor JB Pritzker gave a passionate speech tearing apart Trump and Republicans for their reckless and tyrannical leadership. Yet, the media somehow mischaracterized his message and summed up his performance by quoting a throwaway line calling for more action from “Do Nothing” Democrats. The disingenuous headlines not only buried the lead, but they […]
Read More JB Pritzker’s Inspirational Speech Was Promptly Mischaracterized By The Blame-Stream Media!!!Despite transforming the Justice Department into Trump’s political hit squad, Pam Bodi has successfully done the impossible and made America regret not appointing a coked-up sexual deviant as Attorney General instead. Sure, Matt Gaetz may be more qualified to be on trial for statutory rape than prosecute someone on behalf of the US Government. But wouldn’t […]
Read More The DOJ Threatens Judges And DRs For Siding With The Constitution And Science!!!American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s […]
Read More The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!While devout Christian zealots mourned the loss of their Christlike figurehead, the rest of us were too busy paying our final respects to the Pope to celebrate MAGA Musk stepping down from his DOGE-Bag leadership position. However, unlike Musk’s much anticipated profanity-laced farewell /hissy-fit with his former colleagues, Pope Francis found out the truth about […]
Read More Hey Elon, Don’t Let The DOGE-Bag Colleague Hit You On The Way Out!!!Nancy Mace was caught on camera during her latest hysterical outburst. And by “caught,” I mean she willfully posted a video any other Karen would pay ransom for just to keep it out of the public eye. If self-awareness was a superpower, then MAGA Mace is the Kryptonite. Even Helen Keller would recognize that was […]
Read More The Unbearable Weight Of Mace’s No Talent!!!Like the Ohio State National Championship trophy, Pope Francis didn’t survive his visit with JD Vance. But, unlike the top college football prize, the Pontiff’s remains are fully intact. People are now speculating that Vance killed the Pope for initially refusing to meet with him himself. But if sending your lackey in your place was […]
Read More After The Pope Dissed MAGA, Vance Bored Him To Death!!!Donald Trump has a unique ability to keep and break the same promise simultaneously. Take the War in Ukraine, for example. According to President Zelenskyy, Ukrainian citizens, NATO allies, and the American public at large, Trump not only broke his promise to end the conflict on day 1 of his dictatorship, but he also appears […]
Read More Diplomacy And Democracy In Ukraine Are A Bridge To Far For The Trump Regime!!!
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