Tag: Bryan Tyler Cohen

JB Pritzker’s Inspirational Speech Was Promptly Mischaracterized By The Blame-Stream Media!!!

Illinois Democratic Governor JB Pritzker gave a passionate speech tearing apart Trump and Republicans for their reckless and tyrannical leadership. Yet, the media somehow mischaracterized his message and summed up his performance by quoting a throwaway line calling for more action from “Do Nothing” Democrats. The disingenuous headlines not only buried the lead, but they […]

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The DOJ Threatens Judges And DRs For Siding With The Constitution And Science!!!

Despite transforming the Justice Department into Trump’s political hit squad, Pam Bodi has successfully done the impossible and made America regret not appointing a coked-up sexual deviant as Attorney General instead. Sure, Matt Gaetz may be more qualified to be on trial for statutory rape than prosecute someone on behalf of the US Government. But wouldn’t […]

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The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!

American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s […]

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Hey Elon, Don’t Let The DOGE-Bag Colleague Hit You On The Way Out!!!

While devout Christian zealots mourned the loss of their Christlike figurehead, the rest of us were too busy paying our final respects to the Pope to celebrate MAGA Musk stepping down from his DOGE-Bag leadership position. However, unlike Musk’s much anticipated profanity-laced farewell /hissy-fit with his former colleagues, Pope Francis found out the truth about […]

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Diplomacy And Democracy In Ukraine Are A Bridge To Far For The Trump Regime!!!

Donald Trump has a unique ability to keep and break the same promise simultaneously. Take the War in Ukraine, for example. According to President Zelenskyy, Ukrainian citizens, NATO allies, and the American public at large, Trump not only broke his promise to end the conflict on day 1 of his dictatorship, but he also appears […]

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The Only Difference Between A Trump Cabinet Meeting And A Cult Is The Flavor of Kool-Aid Served!!!

I realize people don’t often comprehend they are part of a cult until it’s far too late. So, much like the victims of the Jonestown Massacre, Trump’s Cabinet Members won’t realize the joke’s on them until they reach the punchline. You would think that after Trump single-handedly destroyed the world’s economy, the President’s closest advisors […]

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Trump’s Liberation Day Is A Joke, And The Punchline Is The American Consumer!!!

Some say “Liberation Day” should’ve been rolled out on April Fools Day, along with all the other shitty jokes. But perhaps, Valentine’s Day would’ve been a more appropriate setting all along if Trump was planning to fuck the American Consumer. And what’s with naming it “Liberation Day” if the only oppression American citizens will be […]

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