Credit where credit is due, Donald Trump’s name is not in the Epstein Files. Sure, it took thousands of FBI agents working around the clock to make all the evidence disappear, but that’s only because redacting files is much more time-consuming than staging a murder to look like a suicide. And in case you’re wondering […]
Read More FBI Wipes the Epstein Files Clean Of Trump’s Fingerprint!!!Sure, most people don’t feel the need to randomly call their friends, to not so subtly convince them that they had no involvement in another person’s suicide. But, then again, this is Donald Trump we’re talking about. A man who, when others are playing checkers, calls them out of the blue to ask if Jeffrey […]
Read More Trump Calling Friends To Convince Them He Didn’t Kill Epstein Is A Bit Of A Red Flag!!!Nice try, Fox News, but it’ll take a lot more than Sydney Sweeney’s WMDs (Weapons of Mammary in Denim) to distract America from the fact that our President is at best pedophile-friendly. And spare me all your faux-MAGA outrage because the only blue-eyed blonde with big tits Democrats are bitching about being an advertisement for […]
Read More Nice Try, Fox News, But It’ll Take More Than Sydney Sweeney To Forget Trump’s Pedo-Friendly!!!Congressman Tim Burchett motioned to subpoena Epstein-Madam and Bottom Bitch, Ghislaine Maxwell, to testify before the House Oversight Committee. A move that not only forced Speaker Johnson to send Congress home early for summer break, giving Marjorie Taylor Greene even more time to shatter her all-time Bourbon Street beads-for-boobs record, but also forced Donald Trump […]
Read More Congressional Subpoena Lands Ghislaine Maxwell On The Endangered Species List!!!It appears that while Ghislaine Maxwell plays chess, Donald Trump chews the Connect Four box open. Considering Trump fired the lead federal prosecutor on both the Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell sex trafficking cases, Maurene Comey, from the Department of Justice. For some totally legitimate reason, like she knows too much, or her FBI Director […]
Read More Is Ghislaine Maxwell’s Legal Winning Streak Payment For Her Silence?!?It turns out that when young girls were being swept away from camp cots by deadly Texas flood waters, FEMA search and rescue teams were forced to sit on their thumbs for 72 hours waiting for Cosplay Kristi Noem to sign off on their deployment. However, it turns out she was far too busy asking […]
Read More FEMA’s Texas Response Slowed Because Cosplay Kristi’s Scuba Gear Was Lost In The Attic!!!Trump’s name appeared in the Epstein files more than the Bible referred to Jesus H Christ. So, it’s not surprising, in the case of the Billionaire Diddler, Pam Bondi couldn’t find any evidence of corruption. Considering, like Waze directions from the White House to Mar-A-Lago, all roads lead back to Donald Trump. And in MAGA […]
Read More Stay Tuned For The DOJ Press Release: “Bondi Determines, JFK Gunshot Wound; Self-Inflicted”!!!The Supreme Court has pieced together rulings over the past couple of years that have cleared the pathway for authoritarian rule and created a Dr. Frankenstein-like tyrannical monster, Dictator Trump, out of soulless nepotism leftovers and spoiled sex offender parts. And after stripping the authority away from lower courts this week, they’ve slowly removed all […]
Read More The Supreme Court Isn’t Protecting Against A Trump Dictatorship, They’re An Accomplice To It!!!Heading into New York City’s Democratic primary for Mayor, former NY Governor, and guy who hugs your wife way too long at charity events, Andrew Cuomo was heavily favored. However, democratic voters proved if there’s one MAGA characteristic they would implement themselves, it’s ignoring qualifications, not reelecting a sexual predator. As they handed 33-year-old Zohran […]
Read More Unlike MAGA, NYC Dems Prefer Their Perves Remain On Sex Offender Lists, Not Ballots!!!Donald Trump may have given the order to bomb 3 Iranian nuclear facilities yesterday. However, this decision was inevitable after he unilaterally tore up the existing nuclear agreement in 2018. And since it gave up all US oversight of Iran’s nuclear program, he has been unsuccessfully trying to replace it ever since. Because, as everyone […]
Read More Trump’s War With Iran Began The Day He Tore Up The US/Iran Nuclear Agreement!!!
THE-ANTI-SOCIAL-MEDIA 