Tag: Christian Pedophilia

Is The White House Bible Study Group Ground Zero For The Epstein Coverup?!?

Just when the Epstein case had Christians thinking, “Finally, a pedophilia scandal, we can tweet about!” Pam Bondi and Alex Acosta did what any accomplice to a sex crime does: found “God” just in time for the cover-up. Converting the White House Bible Study Group into “The Sticky-Situation Room.” Ground zero for Trump’s Epstein File […]

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Trump Turns “Earth-Shattering” Announcement Into A No Chill Roast Of His Fatso “Friend”!!!

Donald Trump’s self-described “Earth Shattering” announcement was nothing more than a previously failed policy mulligan from his first term. And, despite the notorious golf cheat being more well-versed in concealing mulligans than publicizing them, it turns out the only person’s Earth shattered by this reveal was the shrapnel recipient who learned during the roast portion […]

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Trump Gets Embarrassed By The Leader Of The Unfree World!!!

The Trump regime is now the most mismanaged organization in the US after Tupperware officially filed for bankruptcy. However, since his immigration policies have been such a colossal failure, any day now, you can expect pop-up deportation parties across the country. Seriously, what were you thinking, Tupperware? Selling your ingenious product solely at parties. For […]

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