Tag: Christmas

Stay Tuned For The DOJ Press Release: “Bondi Determines, JFK Gunshot Wound; Self-Inflicted”!!!

Trump’s name appeared in the Epstein files more than the Bible referred to Jesus H Christ. So, it’s not surprising, in the case of the Billionaire Diddler, Pam Bondi couldn’t find any evidence of corruption. Considering, like Waze directions from the White House to Mar-A-Lago, all roads lead back to Donald Trump. And in MAGA […]

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What To Do With Your Christmas Tree If You Missed Your Local Pick-Up Day!!!

Christmas Day comes around just as quickly as it goes away each year. However, the one thing that awkwardly overstays its welcome much longer than is sociably acceptable. Other than your creepy single uncle fooling no one but his mirror with his attempted combover, is that withering Christmas tree kept in the unproductive corner of […]

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Was Putin Aiming For Santa When He Shot Down A Passenger Jet On Christmas?!?

So Russian State Run Media (the country’s largest propaganda provider) went above and beyond this Holiday Season. To prove once and for all what makes them the number #1 vacationing destination of the faux masculine supremacy movement here in the States. Now, since Putin’s Regime tells their audiences what media they should and shouldn’t consume, […]

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Even The Buckingham Palace Office Xmas Party Turned Into A Sh*tshow!!!

Each and every year, holiday parties take place across the globe. Sometimes, the fallout from these festive gatherings can permanently alter your work environment. Potential mishaps can range from an unplanned inter-office pregnancy between the formerly married CFO “Drunk Kathy” and Bruce, the new guy who clearly over-dyes his mustache, himself. To Thom in accounting, […]

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