Tag: CNBC

On Today’s Episode Of, “UGH…They’re The Worst,” W.H. Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt!!!

I must start today’s article on a rather somber note. I need to make a retraction to something I wrote yesterday in regards to Trump’s latest poach from the Fox News un-stable of bitches “talent,” Jeanine Piro. I regret to say that when I referred to her as “the inspiration for Propaganda Karen Barbie,” I misspoke. […]

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The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!

American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s […]

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Interim First Lady Musk Will Be Trump’s Date At His State Of The Dictatorship Speech!!!

So, DOGE-Bag-in-Chief Elon Musk will attend Trump’s State of the Dictatorship speech as his guest. During the event, it appears Musk will be positioned inside the First Lady’s box. Which, much like the State of New York, is another venue where Trump has been banned from conducting his sordid business. Musk’s appearance is a follow-up […]

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In 2025 Tuberculosis Is A Concern So Mission Accomplished Anti-Vaxers!!!

I’d like to formally congratulate all the Anti-Vaxers on a job well done. Not since the second Tuesday in September of 2001 has this many misguided idiots risked their own lives to purposely harm the American population over their ridiculous beliefs. So, mission accomplished, you’ll also go down in infamy for your terroristic ignorance. If […]

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Does Musk Acquiring TikTok Turn A National Security Risk Into A Disinformation Monopoly?

If you thought TikTok’s influence over our nation’s youth was perilous when China was pulling the strings from Beijing. Just imagine the potential pitfalls if SpaceX Luther gets his hands on America’s productivity Kryptonite. I mean, what could possibly go wrong by handing over the keys of the Oval Office, US Space Program, International Spy […]

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