Donald Trump can’t stop bragging about a new military weapon he named, “The Discombobulator.” Although, can you really trust Trump’s reviews of its capabilities? Considering he once nicknamed himself “The Fastest Man Alive” after convincing Melania that premature ejaculation was a superpower. However, even when it comes to classified information, Trump can’t help but leak […]
Read More The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!!The DOJ was obligated by law to release the Epstein files, in their entirety, on December 19th of last year. However, Pam Bondi has intentionally disrespected the law and the sexual abuse survivors left victimized in the wake of a Barbaric Billionaire Boys Club. While, demonstrating an overdue lack of urgency that would shock and […]
Read More The Weaponization Of The Epstein Files!!!Congratulations, Shitler, it took only 75 years, and the remaining respect of America’s allies for you to understand the concepts of a Greenland deal that President Truman finalized when you were 4 years old, and only circling the rock bottom of an inappropriate breastfeeding addiction. The CNN Article Quoted – https://www.cnn.com/2026/01/22/politics/us-greenland-framework-1951-deal Trump’s Greenland Deal According […]
Read More The Art Of The Concept!!!Donald Trump reminds me a lot of Tony Soprano. Not because he manages the US government like an out-of-shape mob boss, but because he needs intensive therapy, is the poster child for insecure Dons seeking mommy’s approval, and has his own demented Junior claiming, “He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.” I swear, […]
Read More ICE Is Detaining Native Americans On Immigration Violations With Zero Reservations!!!Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, pictured below with resting Paula-Dean-on-Bath-Salts’ face, went viral after being the first Trump official caught on record openly telling the truth. Spilling the MAGA tea to Vanity Fair about Trump’s ‘alcoholic personality’, Vance’s ‘Conspiracy’ Theories, and Musk’s ‘avowed ketamine use,’ and yet not one mention of Karolying Leavitt’s lips having […]
Read More Girl’s Gone Wiles!!!Donald Trump, a man who even betrayed his oath to protect and defend the Epstein Files. Held a rally at the Mount Airy Casino in the Poconos yesterday to discuss the state of the economy. A symbolic gesture, considering that if not for casinos, Trump might never have learned how to bankrupt a country. There, […]
Read More Rip Tan Stinkle Makes It Through An Entire Speech Awake, But Not Woke!!!Donald Trump recently received FIFA’s first-ever Peace Prize. An award ceremony with all the pomp and circumstance of the Oscars and the prestige of finding a Female Body Inspector (FBI) T-shirt in the Hooters’ dumpster. Because the only international sports organization award Trump is earning on merit is a participation medal from the Special Olympics. […]
Read More Trump, First War Criminal Awarded Participation Peace Prize!!!Donald Trump slept through most of yesterday’s cabinet meeting, or as Fox News is reporting, ‘Displayed anti-woke leadership.’ But what did this cabinet expect, scheduling their circle jerk during the mid-day nap of Rip Tan Stinkle? It speaks volumes when a sex offender would rather fart himself to sleep than enjoy a happy ending from […]
Read More Rip Tan Stinkle Passed Out Before His Cabinet Meeting Happy Ending!!!Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but […]
Read More Is There A White Trash Freaky Friday Happening In Congress?!?Welcome to the United States of America, the former land of the free and home of the brave, where, if asked how you spent your Saturday, October 18th, in mixed company, you answer, “On the advice of counsel, I must exercise my 5th Amendment right to pretend you were talking to that nosey MAGA bitch […]
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