Former Director Of National Counterterrorism Somehow Refrains From Turning Resignation Tweet Anti-Semitic!!!

Another day, another abrupt desertion from the rapidly sinking Trumptanic. After the Director of National Counterterrorism, Joe Kent, bailed on his Conman-in-Chief, Donald Trump. Posting to X that he will be leaving his position, effective immediately. Which is about as courageous as emailing your resignation letter to Elon Musk, so HE can secretly drop it […]

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The Discombobulator-In-Chief!!!

Donald Trump can’t stop bragging about a new military weapon he named, “The Discombobulator.” Although, can you really trust Trump’s reviews of its capabilities? Considering he once nicknamed himself “The Fastest Man Alive” after convincing Melania that premature ejaculation was a superpower. However, even when it comes to classified information, Trump can’t help but leak […]

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ICE Is Detaining Native Americans On Immigration Violations With Zero Reservations!!!

Donald Trump reminds me a lot of Tony Soprano. Not because he manages the US government like an out-of-shape mob boss, but because he needs intensive therapy, is the poster child for insecure Dons seeking mommy’s approval, and has his own demented Junior claiming, “He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.” I swear, […]

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Girl’s Gone Wiles!!!

Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, pictured below with resting Paula-Dean-on-Bath-Salts’ face, went viral after being the first Trump official caught on record openly telling the truth. Spilling the MAGA tea to Vanity Fair about Trump’s ‘alcoholic personality’, Vance’s ‘Conspiracy’ Theories, and Musk’s ‘avowed ketamine use,’ and yet not one mention of Karolying Leavitt’s lips having […]

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