Tag: CNN

Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?

Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]

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ABC Interview Exposes Trump’s Toddler-Level Comprehension And Accountability!!!

I’m not sure what I found more alarming about last night’s ABC interview with Donald Trump, interviewer Terry Moran fact-checking a bald-faced lie with the phrase “Let’s agree to disagree” or witnessing a dipshit’s learning curve in real-time as the POTUS figured out the meaning of Photoshop on live television. Now, despite this being a […]

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The Only Difference Between A Trump Cabinet Meeting And A Cult Is The Flavor of Kool-Aid Served!!!

I realize people don’t often comprehend they are part of a cult until it’s far too late. So, much like the victims of the Jonestown Massacre, Trump’s Cabinet Members won’t realize the joke’s on them until they reach the punchline. You would think that after Trump single-handedly destroyed the world’s economy, the President’s closest advisors […]

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Trump’s 90-Day Tariff Pause Is The Art Of The Steal, Not Deal!!!

Insider trading’s only considered a victimless crime when you’re the Wolf of Wall Street, not a whack-job in the West Wing. And please spare me all your “But the Pelosis are profiteering” whataboutism tears. Sure, I will gladly hydrate myself all day long with them. However, manufacturing a worldwide economic collapse for personal gain and […]

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For The First Time In Trump Rally History, No Fact-Checkers Died From Exhaustion!!!

People from around the globe gathered together to peacefully protest the Trump Regime and their ongoing attack on democracy. Even in my hometown of Boston, there were massive crowds, yet conservative estimates say there were only 100,000 people in attendance. However, have we not learned anything from Trump’s track record? You can never trust a […]

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After Losing 3 Recounts, MAGA Overturns NC Supreme Court Election, Throwing Out 60K+ Legal Votes!!!

So what’s the point of even having elections if every sore loser will lie, cheat, steal, bitch, and moan until they get the results they desire? This entire scenario sounds much more like corruption than a conflict of interest. MAGA NC Supreme Court Justices overturning the results of a free and fair election over politics […]

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The Trump Administration Has Devolved Into The Island Of Misfit MAGAS!!!

Watching Pam Bondi protect her job by defending Trump’s wrongdoing at all costs at press conferences. Makes you feel the US Attorney General is an abused baby mama deflecting blame for her fresh black eye on her own clumsiness. And what’s with the constant terrified look on Kash Patel’s face ever since his successful nomination […]

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Trump Goes From Wartime President to Kidnapping Mastermind With One Lie!!!

Trump has once again lied himself into a pretzel. Despite his Herbie Hancock being plastered all over the pertinent evidence, Trump claimed he never signed the unorthodox order giving him wartime authority to round up so-called “terrorists” or, as non-racists prefer to classify them, Latinos. Meanwhile, his entire administration gasped collectively as Trump’s fraudulent statement […]

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