Marjorie Taylor Greene is now openly admitting she would have never voted for Trump’s bill if she had only known what was in it. However, she claims it wasn’t her fault because her vote had already been cast before she had a chance to read all about its content on her Twitter feed. Apparently, Greene […]
Read More Marjorie And Musk’s MAGA Meltdown!!!Kristi Noem, fresh off proving her understanding of constitutional law, wasn’t nearly as extensive as her collection of bedazzled bulletproof vests after getting wedgied in front of Congress by the definition of habeas corpus. And while the shame alone would debilitate most, it somehow didn’t discourage the c#nty cosplay queen from taking on Harvard Law’s […]
Read More Habeas Corpus Denier Kristi Noem Challenges Harvard’s Grasp Of The Law!!!Trump flipped the fuck out on a reporter yesterday after asking a reasonable question everyone, including the South African President, busy getting slandered, wanted an answer to. Ironically, Trump called NBC’s Peter Alexander “Fake News” for interrupting his baseless MAGA make-believe presentation. But obviously, Donald got genuinely upset when the romantic mood lighting and nonexistent […]
Read More Trump Interrupts His Bullsh*t Claims Of White Genocide To Call The Press Fake News!!!RFK JR, the unfortunate fallout of the Kennedy family now being gun-shy about lobotomies, testified under oath to Congress, “I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me.” Quite a shocking revelation for a man whose existence revolves entirely around spreading unsolicited medical disinformation like a defective Dr. Know-It-All. Well then, what’s next? […]
Read More RFK Jr Testified Under Oath To Congress That He’s Completely Full Of Sh*t!!!Trump’s trade war has made about as much sense as scouting for a reliable babysitter off the sex offender registry. So, these tariffs would make much more sense if they were extortion tactics to add commas to Trump’s bank balance rather than revenge for some nonsensical trade deficit. It’s no secret that cryptocurrency is the […]
Read More Does A $2 Billion Investment Into MAGA Madoff’s Crypto Get UAE A Sweetheart Tariff Deal?!?I’m not sure what I found more alarming about last night’s ABC interview with Donald Trump, interviewer Terry Moran fact-checking a bald-faced lie with the phrase “Let’s agree to disagree” or witnessing a dipshit’s learning curve in real-time as the POTUS figured out the meaning of Photoshop on live television. Now, despite this being a […]
Read More ABC Interview Exposes Trump’s Toddler-Level Comprehension And Accountability!!!I realize people don’t often comprehend they are part of a cult until it’s far too late. So, much like the victims of the Jonestown Massacre, Trump’s Cabinet Members won’t realize the joke’s on them until they reach the punchline. You would think that after Trump single-handedly destroyed the world’s economy, the President’s closest advisors […]
Read More The Only Difference Between A Trump Cabinet Meeting And A Cult Is The Flavor of Kool-Aid Served!!!Insider trading’s only considered a victimless crime when you’re the Wolf of Wall Street, not a whack-job in the West Wing. And please spare me all your “But the Pelosis are profiteering” whataboutism tears. Sure, I will gladly hydrate myself all day long with them. However, manufacturing a worldwide economic collapse for personal gain and […]
Read More Trump’s 90-Day Tariff Pause Is The Art Of The Steal, Not Deal!!!Once again, White House Press Secretary and Chief Trump Propagandist Karoline “Goebbels” Leavitt misrepresented the truth. When she said, “Boys will be boys,” referring to two grown men with a combined age of 128 years old. Openly arguing like a couple of passive-aggressive tween girls on TikTok. And although I do agree that Peter Navarro […]
Read More Ron Vara Firmly Backs Navarro Against Musk In MAGA Catfight!!!People from around the globe gathered together to peacefully protest the Trump Regime and their ongoing attack on democracy. Even in my hometown of Boston, there were massive crowds, yet conservative estimates say there were only 100,000 people in attendance. However, have we not learned anything from Trump’s track record? You can never trust a […]
Read More For The First Time In Trump Rally History, No Fact-Checkers Died From Exhaustion!!!
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