Tag: CNN

After Losing 3 Recounts, MAGA Overturns NC Supreme Court Election, Throwing Out 60K+ Legal Votes!!!

So what’s the point of even having elections if every sore loser will lie, cheat, steal, bitch, and moan until they get the results they desire? This entire scenario sounds much more like corruption than a conflict of interest. MAGA NC Supreme Court Justices overturning the results of a free and fair election over politics […]

Read More After Losing 3 Recounts, MAGA Overturns NC Supreme Court Election, Throwing Out 60K+ Legal Votes!!!

The Trump Administration Has Devolved Into The Island Of Misfit MAGAS!!!

Watching Pam Bondi protect her job by defending Trump’s wrongdoing at all costs at press conferences. Makes you feel the US Attorney General is an abused baby mama deflecting blame for her fresh black eye on her own clumsiness. And what’s with the constant terrified look on Kash Patel’s face ever since his successful nomination […]

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Trump Goes From Wartime President to Kidnapping Mastermind With One Lie!!!

Trump has once again lied himself into a pretzel. Despite his Herbie Hancock being plastered all over the pertinent evidence, Trump claimed he never signed the unorthodox order giving him wartime authority to round up so-called “terrorists” or, as non-racists prefer to classify them, Latinos. Meanwhile, his entire administration gasped collectively as Trump’s fraudulent statement […]

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Highest Ranking Black Medal Of Honor Recipient Erased In MAGA’s “F*ck Minorities” Purge!!!

Although “MAGA hypocrisy” is a redundant term like “Convicted felon” or “Pedophile priest,” highlighting the absurdity of what Trump and his Republican racists (also redundant) are dismantling in real-time is a form of fact-checking. The same moronic Klan that was apoplectic over the removal of statues honoring the Confederates, the losing team in the battle […]

Read More Highest Ranking Black Medal Of Honor Recipient Erased In MAGA’s “F*ck Minorities” Purge!!!

Trump Gets Embarrassed By The Leader Of The Unfree World!!!

The Trump regime is now the most mismanaged organization in the US after Tupperware officially filed for bankruptcy. However, since his immigration policies have been such a colossal failure, any day now, you can expect pop-up deportation parties across the country. Seriously, what were you thinking, Tupperware? Selling your ingenious product solely at parties. For […]

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MAGA Matt Foley’s Motivational Speech Steers DOJ From Fentanyl To Fascism!!!

To silence his critics claiming the Department of Justice has been weaponized against his opponents, Donald Trump made a rare Presidential speech to the traditionally apolitical government body. However, in a very Trumpian turn of events, he proved all his detractors correct by morphing into MAGA Matt Foley and turning his appearance from a whataboutism […]

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The ICE Ventura Immigration Detective Wasted $16 MIL On Failed Guantanamo Stunt!!!

Kristi Noem, Trump’s self-described pet Goat/Puppy assassin and baa-baa-bad ass, really screwed the pooch this time. Although she pretends to have ICE running through her veins when hunting humans for sport, it appears to have clotted and frozen her entire brain into a microscopic ICE-burg. After her utter mismanagement of the Guantanamo Bay Immigration operation […]

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The Sandy Hook Promise Tip Line Has Successfully Prevented 18 School Shootings!!!

Despite what MAGA’s tin-foil bandana, Alex Jones would have you believe, school shootings occur when troubled kids have access to high-powered guns, full stop. What doesn’t cause these horrific massacres are mythical government psyops starring deranged actors cosplaying as mourning parents for political influence and thoughts and prayers on Facebook. Sadly, under Trump’s direction, common […]

Read More The Sandy Hook Promise Tip Line Has Successfully Prevented 18 School Shootings!!!