Tag: CNN

Highest Ranking Black Medal Of Honor Recipient Erased In MAGA’s “F*ck Minorities” Purge!!!

Although “MAGA hypocrisy” is a redundant term like “Convicted felon” or “Pedophile priest,” highlighting the absurdity of what Trump and his Republican racists (also redundant) are dismantling in real-time is a form of fact-checking. The same moronic Klan that was apoplectic over the removal of statues honoring the Confederates, the losing team in the battle […]

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Trump Gets Embarrassed By The Leader Of The Unfree World!!!

The Trump regime is now the most mismanaged organization in the US after Tupperware officially filed for bankruptcy. However, since his immigration policies have been such a colossal failure, any day now, you can expect pop-up deportation parties across the country. Seriously, what were you thinking, Tupperware? Selling your ingenious product solely at parties. For […]

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MAGA Matt Foley’s Motivational Speech Steers DOJ From Fentanyl To Fascism!!!

To silence his critics claiming the Department of Justice has been weaponized against his opponents, Donald Trump made a rare Presidential speech to the traditionally apolitical government body. However, in a very Trumpian turn of events, he proved all his detractors correct by morphing into MAGA Matt Foley and turning his appearance from a whataboutism […]

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The ICE Ventura Immigration Detective Wasted $16 MIL On Failed Guantanamo Stunt!!!

Kristi Noem, Trump’s self-described pet Goat/Puppy assassin and baa-baa-bad ass, really screwed the pooch this time. Although she pretends to have ICE running through her veins when hunting humans for sport, it appears to have clotted and frozen her entire brain into a microscopic ICE-burg. After her utter mismanagement of the Guantanamo Bay Immigration operation […]

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The Sandy Hook Promise Tip Line Has Successfully Prevented 18 School Shootings!!!

Despite what MAGA’s tin-foil bandana, Alex Jones would have you believe, school shootings occur when troubled kids have access to high-powered guns, full stop. What doesn’t cause these horrific massacres are mythical government psyops starring deranged actors cosplaying as mourning parents for political influence and thoughts and prayers on Facebook. Sadly, under Trump’s direction, common […]

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The Dangers Of Trump Replacing Qualified Military JAGs With MAGA Jag-Offs!!!

Trump has been quoted professing his admiration for Hitler on multiple occasions, even stating the top Natzi leader “Did some good things.” Now, everyone in human existence has made at least one good decision over a lifetime. However, Trump wasn’t referring to Hitler’s standout facial hair, artistic talents, or his commitment to blowing his brains […]

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Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!

Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]

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Sugar Bush Proves To Be A Sticky Situation For Vance And His Family!!!

JD Vance’s Vermont vacation was a disaster thanks to outspoken backlash over his display of MAGA fascism. Those protesting made it abundantly clear that the Green Mountains are much bluer than they appear on social media. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised with the quality and quantity of outrage he encountered. Considering, for now, […]

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