Donald Trump recently received FIFA’s first-ever Peace Prize. An award ceremony with all the pomp and circumstance of the Oscars and the prestige of finding a Female Body Inspector (FBI) T-shirt in the Hooters’ dumpster. Because the only international sports organization award Trump is earning on merit is a participation medal from the Special Olympics. […]
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Read More Congratulations, Chuck Schumer; At Least, The Baileys Are Happy!!!I’m what is referred to as an “OG” on the mean gentrified streets of Boston. Now, since I can only conclude by their tone, the young bucks in the neighborhood, mean “Old Geezer”, due to my advanced age. Yet in my former life doing private security, and driving people around, in need of such high-end […]
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