Tag: Comedy Central

Bleach Bondi Goes Full “Mean Girls” At Hearing After Photos Reveal Her Senator Burn Book!!!

Attorney General and inspiration for MAGA Cunt Barbie, Pam Bondi, proved once again why she is so uniquely qualified to be Matt Gaetz’s Sloppy-Seconds. Bleach Bondi arrived at yesterday’s Senate hearings armed with only a notebook, her personality, and looks, all of which can be described as even more damaging to the evil stepmom image […]

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Trump: If Government Shutdowns Are This Fun, Perhaps I Should’ve Read Project 2025!!!

Speaker Mike Johnson (a man so unlikeably religious he says grace before eating ass) speaks to the press about Donald Trump as though he’s bragging about some smoking-hot Canadian girlfriend that just doesn’t exist. Which is sad for multiple reasons, but mainly because we all know Trump, and we’d trade that fat POS for the […]

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Trump To Send The National Guard To 19 States For An Election-Rigging Dress Rehearsal!!

This country has officially sleepwalked itself into an American dictatorship, and Donald Trump will do anything in his power to ensure that the public doesn’t wake up before the 2026 elections, asking, “Umm, how the fuck did we get here?” And if you don’t think sending the national guard to 19 Red States isn’t, at […]

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