Tag: Congressional Hearings

Anti-Vax Jr’s Policies Will F*ck More Kids Than Trump, Maxwell, And Epstein Combined!!!

RFK Jr., the unfortunate result of the Kennedy Family experimenting with deep fryers during water births, testified before Congress yesterday in his lone article of formal wear not considered Canadian-tuxedo chic. Well, that’s if you can call what took place yesterday, testifying under oath, and not the spot-on imitation of a bullfrog’s panic attack. MAGA […]

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Perhaps Cosplay Kristi Should Impersonate A Night School Civics Student Next!!!

Cosplay ICE Barbie Kristi Noem took time out of her busy schedule of wasting taxpayer’s money checking firefighter, rodeo clown, and….concentration camp motivational stripper(?) off her Make-A-Wish bucket list tour. So she could testify before Congress about her thoughts on habeas corpus, which, up until last week, she thought was the type of bush her […]

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