If you want further proof that MAGA loyalty is an oxymoron like jumbo shrimp or conservative comedian, look no further than Marjorie Taylor Greene. The MAGA Karen who never met a Democrat she didn’t want to arm wrestle to death. Until House Republicans began the Peyton Manning of all pedophilia cover-ups: You know the kind, […]
Read More MTG: From Dancing With The Devil, To Dancing With The Stars!!!Donald Trump is now claiming he plans to give over 230 million dollars of misappropriated taxpayer money to Charity. A former stripper turned White House ballroom designer, who knows exactly how Trump likes his balls handled. Never mind that Trump considers this payout payback for all the classified documents the FBI seized before he could […]
Read More The White House East Wing: Never ForgetSpeaker Mike Johnson (a man so unlikeably religious he says grace before eating ass) speaks to the press about Donald Trump as though he’s bragging about some smoking-hot Canadian girlfriend that just doesn’t exist. Which is sad for multiple reasons, but mainly because we all know Trump, and we’d trade that fat POS for the […]
Read More Trump: If Government Shutdowns Are This Fun, Perhaps I Should’ve Read Project 2025!!!Congressman Tim Burchett motioned to subpoena Epstein-Madam and Bottom Bitch, Ghislaine Maxwell, to testify before the House Oversight Committee. A move that not only forced Speaker Johnson to send Congress home early for summer break, giving Marjorie Taylor Greene even more time to shatter her all-time Bourbon Street beads-for-boobs record, but also forced Donald Trump […]
Read More Congressional Subpoena Lands Ghislaine Maxwell On The Endangered Species List!!!Congratulations, Donald Trump; thanks to you, the 4th of July can now be associated with a net loss of US independence from tyrannical twats. Considering ten years from now, people won’t be getting blackout drunk at 4th of July parties to celebrate Independence Day but to forget how Trump’s Billionaire Blowjob Bill killed more innocent […]
Read More Congress Passes Trump’s Billionaire Blowjob Bill!!!When the Israeli attack on the Iranian nuclear infrastructure began, the Trump regime distanced themselves from Israel’s airstrikes so fast you would’ve thought Benjamin Netanyahu’s name had also appeared in the Epstein files. However, within hours, Trump had not only changed his tune, faster than one of his own dirty diapers, on Israel’s military escalation. […]
Read More Trump’s Ego Baited US Into Conflict After Netanyahu Claimed He Is Iran’s “Enemy #1” Target!!!This week, Dan Bongino and Kash Patel appeared on Fox News to discuss their new gigs heading up the FBI. But somehow, this dipshit duo turned a couple propaganda puff pieces heading into the midterms into viral campaign ads for the Democrats. Bongino looked and sounded more like he was filming a hostage video than […]
Read More The Trump Regime Is Way Out Of It’s Depth!!!Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]
Read More Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!
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