Tag: Dogs

Eggs Benedict Arnold Cancels His Appearances As Stock Markets Decline!!!

Donald Trump was a noticeable no-show yesterday at all his scheduled public speaking engagements. Of course, his absence conveniently coincided with the stock market dropping at the same alarming rate as his approval ratings. Thankfully, the American public got a much-needed day off from Trump’s nauseating false hope and economic empty promises. I’m starting to […]

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What To Do With Your Christmas Tree If You Missed Your Local Pick-Up Day!!!

Christmas Day comes around just as quickly as it goes away each year. However, the one thing that awkwardly overstays its welcome much longer than is sociably acceptable. Other than your creepy single uncle fooling no one but his mirror with his attempted combover, is that withering Christmas tree kept in the unproductive corner of […]

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Is The Stowaway Caught Twice In Two Weeks “The Serial Stowaway’s” Doppelganger?!?

With threats of mass deportations looming over the nation, one woman has been trying her damndest to flee good ole U-S-OF-A, with less than stellar results. Svetlana Dali was once again apprehended sneaking out of the country. This time, she was pinched, making a reverse Taco Bell-style “Run for the Border.” Utilizing a well-known Canadian […]

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Meet Stephen Knight, A Much Needed Hero To People And Pets Seeking Help!!!

While aimlessly strolling through the dystopian cesspool that is the modern-day internet and doing everything in my power to avoid the triggering of any and all political landmines laying dormant along my search path. The kind that would ultimately send my current “Nothing to see here” faux good mood into a lengthy hibernation. That’s when […]

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