Tag: Dumb And Dumber

Trump To Pay Himself $230 Million In Taxpayer Money To Fund His Obsession With Balls!!!

Donald Trump plans to award himself $230 million to remind the public that if anyone deserves to pay a price for January 6th, it’s the American Taxpayer. After all, prior to the 2020 Presidential election, Trump specifically warned voters not to elect Biden. So, instead, Trump sent a moron militia to hang Mike Pence in […]

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Thanks To Trump’s Government Shutdown, Air-Traffic Controllers Are Winging It!!!

Donald Trump took time out of hanging federal employees, no longer useful to him, out to dry, or, as KKKaroline calls it, “The Epstein Severance Package,” to send Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy (The one Trump appointee who heard the MAGA slogan “Trans For Everyone”, and thought “My job just got a whole lot harder!”) […]

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Trump’s Horned-Up Newsmax Interview Made America Nauseous Again!!!

Donald Trump took time out of avoiding accusations about his creepy past to open up to Newsmax about his 27-year-old Press Secretary’s fuckability. Because nothing screams, “I’m a reformed pedophile” more than hornily hitting on an employee who was -2 years-old back when Trump was barely a 50-year-old wingman for Jeffrey Epstein. Then again, only […]

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Rare 1991 Video Emerges Of Trump In Full-Blown Donny Diddles Mode!!!

The Meidas Touch Network has been all over the Jeffrey Epstein saga for years. Subscribing to their YouTube channel is not only like having an all-access pass to an Epstein-File release party. But the real reason when Musk tweeted “@realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein Files”, 5+ million people shouted, “No Shit Sherlock!” into an iPhone. […]

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Trump’s Gold Card Scheme “Give Me Your Rich, White, Oligarchs Yearning To Be Mean”!!!

Donald Trump plans to roll out a new $5 million variation of a green card called the Trump Gold Card. From the sound of this scheme, it is the white privilege EZPass circumvention of the US immigration system. The days of an empathic and welcoming Statue of Liberty preaching, “Give me your tired, your poor, […]

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How Quicksand Went From Recurring Movie Villain To Social Media Stunt!!!

Growing up in the 1980s and ’90s, the movies during that era would have you believe that man-eating sharks, late-night baths with Gremlins, and Quicksand were the leading causes of death on planet Earth. Although the first two weren’t as prevalent before their big screen debuts. Quicksand has been the bain of existence for television […]

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