Tag: Elon Musk

Trump’s MAGA-First Policy Has Devolved Into A Worlds-Gone-Wild Infomercial!!!

Credit where credit is due, Trump is going all-in on his MAGA-First policy, not only ignoring Ukrainian military deficiencies but also the Israeli bombing campaign on Iran’s Nuclear facilities. No, instead, he is willfully neglecting chaos abroad to remain laser-focused on American military needs at home. Do you think Gavin Newsom possesses the foresight and […]

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Sending Marines Into LA Isn’t Even Trump’s Most Embarrassing Use Of The Military This Week!!!

Not only will illegally thrusting the tip of the US Military spear into Los Angeles cost taxpayers a whopping $134 million, it will be one of the most inappropriate misuses of the American armed forces in history. Or, as Trump calls it, a sneak preview of “THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVA!!!” Only Trump could order the […]

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Trump’s MAGA-Factured L.A. Crisis, Has Erased All His Butthurt-BFF’s Pedophilia Talk!!!

Los Angeles is currently under siege, and not from thousands of overly-caffeinated Uber drivers sending a message to the driverless car industry. No, this was an entirely MAGAfactured crisis from a blossoming dictatorship, and declaring war on Los Angeles is about as foolproof a distraction as it gets short of admitting the 2020 election was […]

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Kash Patel Left Trump Hanging On Rogan’s Podcast As “World War Douche” Kicked Off!!!

The ongoing feud between Donald Trump and Elon Musk has uncovered many truths. For one, Trump learned his relationship with Musk was solely based upon frivolous things like greed, power, and self-serving political interests, unlike his bromance with the late Jefferey Epstein, which was based upon meaningful bonds like sharing homemade STD remedies and committing […]

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Funny How Carpool Kilmar Is Back Just In Time To Squash The Trump/Musk Beef!!!

Pam Bondi, Florida’s biggest regret and the source of Freddy Krueger’s nightmare-fueled Ambien addiction, not only announced Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s sudden return but convinced a grand jury carpooling is now a federal crime. However, like her roots, Pam Blondi’s press conferences are a hot mess. Obnoxiously lying like a Mar-A-Largo Persian rug with more tells […]

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Shock And AWWWWWW….. Yeah!!!

Yesterday, all hell broke loose between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, and by “All hell broke loose,” I mean two emotionally impotent men were alternating hissy fits over social media like they were dueling banjos. And in case you were wondering, that resonating awkward silence you felt was either Morons involuntarily re-entering reality’s atmosphere or […]

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DOGE Bagalow’s Buyer’s Remorse Vs TACO’s Baby Back Bitch Bill!!!

By all accounts, Elon “DOGE Bagalow” Musk is suffering severe buyer’s remorse at the exorbitant cost of Trump’s Baby Back Bitch Bill. Apparently, the wealthiest man in the world was blindsided after learning voluntarily raw-dogging the entire working class for self-serving tax benefits could somehow be turned into something greedy. Leave it to Trump’s simpleton-savant […]

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