Trump Calling Friends To Convince Them He Didn’t Kill Epstein Is A Bit Of A Red Flag!!!

Sure, most people don’t feel the need to randomly call their friends, to not so subtly convince them that they had no involvement in another person’s suicide. But, then again, this is Donald Trump we’re talking about. A man who, when others are playing checkers, calls them out of the blue to ask if Jeffrey […]

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Pardon The Interruption?!?

“Queen for the Day” immunity recipient, Ghislaine Maxwell, may also be rewarded with a Trump Presidential Pardon for her newfound ability to recall even the most obscure legal infractions imaginable by a Democrat, despite the gory Trump details portion of her brain getting lobotomized. Or, “The Bottom-Bitch holding up her side of the bribe,” according […]

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Rare 1991 Video Emerges Of Trump In Full-Blown Donny Diddles Mode!!!

The Meidas Touch Network has been all over the Jeffrey Epstein saga for years. Subscribing to their YouTube channel is not only like having an all-access pass to an Epstein-File release party. But the real reason when Musk tweeted “@realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein Files”, 5+ million people shouted, “No Shit Sherlock!” into an iPhone. […]

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Congrats MAGA, You Didn’t Dismantle A Pedophile Deep State, You Created One!!!

With the DOJ’s cover-up of Trump’s bromance with Sex-Trafficker-to-the-Stars Jeffery Epstein, transitioning from the Fingers-Crossed-The-Press-Doesn’t-Ask-Any-Epstein-Questions stage to the Well-Since-That-Didn’t-Work-How-Can-We-Blame-Biden stage. Elon Musk continues to act as most jealous exes do: by publicly accusing his former lover and his squad of shady sidekicks of displaying NAMBLA tendencies. After saving a comfy seat for Steve Bannon under […]

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Kash Patel Left Trump Hanging On Rogan’s Podcast As “World War Douche” Kicked Off!!!

The ongoing feud between Donald Trump and Elon Musk has uncovered many truths. For one, Trump learned his relationship with Musk was solely based upon frivolous things like greed, power, and self-serving political interests, unlike his bromance with the late Jefferey Epstein, which was based upon meaningful bonds like sharing homemade STD remedies and committing […]

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Shock And AWWWWWW….. Yeah!!!

Yesterday, all hell broke loose between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, and by “All hell broke loose,” I mean two emotionally impotent men were alternating hissy fits over social media like they were dueling banjos. And in case you were wondering, that resonating awkward silence you felt was either Morons involuntarily re-entering reality’s atmosphere or […]

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Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!

The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]

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