Jimmy Kimmel was welcomed back last night with the most electric round of applause since the United Nations announced, “Donald Trump has left the building!”. After Kimmel was unceremoniously kicked off the ABC airwaves, for what FCC chairman and wannabe Trump family underboss, Brendan Carr, called “A business decision,” Disney can’t refuse! Before he left […]
Read More Kimmel’s Double-Bird Salute To Big Dictator Energy!!!Keystone Kash, FBI Director, and MAGA’s proof that diversity is also a four-letter word. Fresh off turning his own friend’s murder investigation into a clusterfuck showcase, or as Patel calls falsely accusing Utah’s lone minority of capital murder via emojis, “Good police work.” Then again, what did we expect from Donald Trump draining federal law […]
Read More To Combat Political Violence, Trump Replaced The FBI’s Finest With Podcasters And Groupies!!!Last year, it came to light that self-described homophobe and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson had a bizarre arrangement with his teenage son Jack (No, not the singer/surfer Jack Johnson, although in this scenario, I bet the Speaker wishes). Apparently, the two Johnsons had an incestuous agreement to monitor each other’s porn intake like […]
Read More Why Is The FBI C*ck-Blocking A Potential Grindr Rendezvous With Speaker Mike Johnson?!?While Elon Musk’s D.O.G.E. Operation (Douchebags Overseeing Government Entities) has done more to harm US national security interests than Russia’s SVR, FSB, GRU, and China’s MSS Intelligence agencies have combined, over a lifetime of espionage campaigns. The soon-to-be head-MAGAT-in-charge of the FBI, Ka$h Patel, has also been linked to America’s supervillain adversaries through his financial […]
Read More Trump’s FBI Choice Accepted Payments From Russian And Chinese Propagandist Involved In US Unemployment Schemes!!!In a dear John Donald letter sent anonymously by an FBI agent, the concerned federal law enforcement officer questions the fate of his family as much as the nation he’s worked so tirelessly to protect from near catastrophes during his service. This is just one of the thousands of men and women who have put their lives […]
Read More FBI Agent Warns The American Public In Anonymous Letter!!!!I would’ve guessed the American government being illegally overtaken by the richest man in the world would be a ratings bonanza or, at the very least, be trending on TikTok by now. Then perhaps Donald Trump might actually believe it was happening. This may be the first coup in world history where a super-majority of […]
Read More I Would’ve Thought An American Coup Would Be Televised!!!What a banner week it’s been for White Privilege. It began with the triumphant return of TikTok, the preferred propaganda promotion algorithm of the Tween White Supremacy movement nationwide. This was quickly followed up by the news that the so-called invasive “diversity and equity programs” have been returned to their rightful owners, with nepotism and […]
Read More Congrats White Privilege You’ve Outdone Yourself With The Jan 6th Pardons!!!I thought I had accumulated some embarrassing regrets during my lifetime. However, after hearing about the colossal fuck up our British mate James Howells admitted to publicly 12 years ago on the BBC. I might start Facebooking some old flames to brag about my station in life. Because despite what my ex-wife will most likely […]
Read More Imagine Throwing Away Nearly A Billion Dollars In The Trash!!!While watching the latest Showtime / Paramount+ series “The Agency” (An in-depth look at the inner workings of the CIA, starring an A+++ cast). Which, btw, I do highly recommend the first two episodes. But that’s burying the lead because they ran a promo for an upcoming documentary about a German rapper turned ISIS terrorist. Now that piqued my interest right […]
Read More New Doc Reveals How An FBI Translator Was Honey-D*cked By A Rapper Turned ISIS Terrorist!!!Whether you like it or not, TikTok is here to stay. Well, that is until the government bans it, but that’s completely beside the point. The damage has already been done, and the fallout is an entire generation of humans missing a large portion of their brains, devoted solely to self-loathing amounts of embarrassment. Which, […]
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