Donald Trump claimed the only reason he initially refused to release SNAP benefits was that it would violate the law. Sure, most people would gladly break the rules to feed starving children, but not Trump. He’d never knowingly commit a crime unless it was an extreme circumstance like: wanting to win an election he already […]
Read More Robbin’ Hood: Prince Of Thieves!!!There you have it, folks; case closed. You can officially indict a ham sandwich. Well, that’s only if Donald Trump were an Authoritarian Vegan. Or if former FBI Director James Comey were eating a ham salad on rye at the time of his arrest. Then, Lindsey Halligan could slap it with one count of aiding […]
Read More Former FBI Director James Comey, Today, US v Ham Sandwich, Tomorrow?!?Donald Trump is at it again, no, not having sex with children, but on a sliding scale of legality, this particular conduct falls somewhere between Watergate and O.J. Simpson. It all started with what the kids are calling a “Boomer” moment. You know, when you’re shit talking someone you work with to your ride or […]
Read More Donald Trump Threatens Pam Bondi Via DM…OOPS, Check That, He Accidentally Posted It To Truth Social!!!The Supreme Court has pieced together rulings over the past couple of years that have cleared the pathway for authoritarian rule and created a Dr. Frankenstein-like tyrannical monster, Dictator Trump, out of soulless nepotism leftovers and spoiled sex offender parts. And after stripping the authority away from lower courts this week, they’ve slowly removed all […]
Read More The Supreme Court Isn’t Protecting Against A Trump Dictatorship, They’re An Accomplice To It!!!Heading into New York City’s Democratic primary for Mayor, former NY Governor, and guy who hugs your wife way too long at charity events, Andrew Cuomo was heavily favored. However, democratic voters proved if there’s one MAGA characteristic they would implement themselves, it’s ignoring qualifications, not reelecting a sexual predator. As they handed 33-year-old Zohran […]
Read More Unlike MAGA, NYC Dems Prefer Their Perves Remain On Sex Offender Lists, Not Ballots!!!Unless Iowa’s junior Senator Joni Ernst has dated out of her league comedically or has a gynecologist who prefers to lighten the mood with a few warm-up jokes, this woman has never had a funny bone in her body. And despite being mischaracterized by The Hill, her latest video was clearly condescending, not “sarcastic,” considering […]
Read More Will Iowa’s Joni Ernst Triple Down On Her Condescending Karen Of The Corn Bit?!?Elon Musk showed up at the White House yesterday the way most people arrive at their intervention, sporting a fresh black eye and dressed like he had just hitchhiked from a club promoter’s funeral. So it was no surprise when The NY Times reported that Elon Musk was hopped up on so much Ketamine during […]
Read More If Peeing Your Pants Is Cool, Then Consider Musk, Miles Davis!!!People from around the globe gathered together to peacefully protest the Trump Regime and their ongoing attack on democracy. Even in my hometown of Boston, there were massive crowds, yet conservative estimates say there were only 100,000 people in attendance. However, have we not learned anything from Trump’s track record? You can never trust a […]
Read More For The First Time In Trump Rally History, No Fact-Checkers Died From Exhaustion!!!If you genuinely believed Trump’s DOGE-Bags were created to lower the deficit, then I have some good and bad news for you. The bad news is you’ve been consuming so much right-wing propaganda over the years that for the first time in your life, you have a sincere opinion about women’s sports. The good news […]
Read More Pervert Hoover Is Downsizing Hope, Not Spending As The Deficit Increased 4% In February!!!Donald Trump plans to roll out a new $5 million variation of a green card called the Trump Gold Card. From the sound of this scheme, it is the white privilege EZPass circumvention of the US immigration system. The days of an empathic and welcoming Statue of Liberty preaching, “Give me your tired, your poor, […]
Read More Trump’s Gold Card Scheme “Give Me Your Rich, White, Oligarchs Yearning To Be Mean”!!!
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