Top US Military Minds Fired While Tween “Big Balls” Is Senior Homeland Security Advisor!!!

The Trump Administration has proven once again that “Project 2025” is just a tolerable slogan for its legit title, “Right-Wing Hypocrisy For Dummies.” The MAGA playbook considers hiring federal employees over race, gender, and diversity equity punishable offenses. However, when it comes to downsizing the same workforce, those are the exact standards deployed. Firing employees […]

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Despite Ignoring It’s Airport Destination Driverless Car Successfully Circles Parking Lot!!!

In the least shocking development since Los Angeles spontaneously combusted once again, causing hundreds of thousands to be displaced by relentless wind-driven wildfires devastating the region. A self-driving car malfunctioned, leaving its time-strapped passenger attempting to make his flight with no self-troubleshooting go-to options on the fly. Perhaps the software engineers tasked with solving any […]

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