With the United States government shutting its doors for the first time since 2020, back when it contracted Covid and a debilitating strain of Democrat Derangement Syndrome, both from Donald Trump. That, to this day, is considered fact-resistant and highly contagious among the unvaccinated and the dumb fuck community overall. The GOP has once again […]
Read More Welcome To Trump’s Government ShutShow!!!Last year, it came to light that self-described homophobe and Speaker of the House Mike Johnson had a bizarre arrangement with his teenage son Jack (No, not the singer/surfer Jack Johnson, although in this scenario, I bet the Speaker wishes). Apparently, the two Johnsons had an incestuous agreement to monitor each other’s porn intake like […]
Read More Why Is The FBI C*ck-Blocking A Potential Grindr Rendezvous With Speaker Mike Johnson?!?If you genuinely believed Trump’s DOGE-Bags were created to lower the deficit, then I have some good and bad news for you. The bad news is you’ve been consuming so much right-wing propaganda over the years that for the first time in your life, you have a sincere opinion about women’s sports. The good news […]
Read More Pervert Hoover Is Downsizing Hope, Not Spending As The Deficit Increased 4% In February!!!Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]
Read More Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]
Read More Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!Elon Musk took some quality time off from pilfering the US Treasury Department to attend the GOP circle-jerk known as CPAC last night. Parading himself around like a chainsaw-wielding weirdo ready for a public relations abortion. Yet his terrible impression of an adult man with human friends and feelings fooled absolutely no one watching in […]
Read More Republican Voters Are Demanding Answers From The GOP DOGE-Bags!!!Trump and his Groupies of Putin (formerly known as the GOP) have focused their attack on democracy towards President Zelenskyy of Ukraine. Trump showed off his true pinko Russian-aligned colors when he accused the man overwhelmingly elected by 73% of his sovereign citizens of being “a Dictator.” The hypocrisy of Trump questioning Zelenskyy’s leadership is […]
Read More Trump’s GOP (Groupies Of Putin) Shows Their True Colors!!!
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