Congratulations, Chuck Schumer; At Least, The Baileys Are Happy!!!

The government shutdown is unofficially over. Republicans can finally celebrate losing healthcare for millions of Americans, unlike Democrats, who couldn’t make it an entire week without accidentally shooting the country in the dick again. Although Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer will sleep soundly knowing that the Shutdown is nearing its end. Now that his imaginary […]

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Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!

The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]

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Trump’s GOP (Groupies Of Putin) Shows Their True Colors!!!

Trump and his Groupies of Putin (formerly known as the GOP) have focused their attack on democracy towards President Zelenskyy of Ukraine. Trump showed off his true pinko Russian-aligned colors when he accused the man overwhelmingly elected by 73% of his sovereign citizens of being “a Dictator.” The hypocrisy of Trump questioning Zelenskyy’s leadership is […]

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