Trump Defies Old Age, Somehow Pats Himself On The Back For An Entire Middle-East Trip!!!

Donald Trump pulled off an amazing accomplishment this week, and I would consider myself a hater if, for once, I couldn’t put my differences aside to acknowledge this achievement. So, credit where credit is due: congratulations, Donald Trump. Most men your age not only tear a rotator cuff patting themselves on the back, but don’t […]

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Donny’s DC Dictatorship Isn’t Only A Distraction, It’s An Insurance Policy For Jan 6th 2029!!!

Donald Trump took time out of his busy schedule of golfing, ballroom renovations, and dodging Epstein questions like a CDC employee taking on Anti-Vax gunfire. To convince America that the best way to make Washington, DC, safe is to pardon 1,500 violent criminals back onto the streets. And since the best remedy to combat crime […]

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