Donald Trump, a man who even betrayed his oath to protect and defend the Epstein Files. Held a rally at the Mount Airy Casino in the Poconos yesterday to discuss the state of the economy. A symbolic gesture, considering that if not for casinos, Trump might never have learned how to bankrupt a country. There, […]
Read More Rip Tan Stinkle Makes It Through An Entire Speech Awake, But Not Woke!!!Most people who start fights and heckle comics at 1 am call themselves an Uber, not a Nobel Peace Prize candidate. However, the only thing Donald Trump likes more than starting a conflict is taking undeserved credit for ending one between two countries he would rather tariff than pronounce. Leave it to Donald Trump to […]
Read More That’ll Do Pig… That’ll Do!!!Donald Trump is so laser-focused on receiving a Nobel Prize that he’s willing to kill everyone who stands between him and peace. Much like DC Comics’ antihero PeaceMaker, except Trump is much fatter, dumber, and instead of PeaceMaker’s cool helmet and bald eagle sidekick, PeaceMAGA wears a dirty diaper and has a bald asshole named […]
Read More Donald Trump Plans To Kill As Many People As It Takes To Reach Peace!!!Donald Trump, fresh off claiming victory in the war against waste, fraud, abuse, and the American Soybean Farmer, was photographed for the cover of Time Magazine, in what’s being called the most unflattering Presidential headshot since the JFK assassination. The picture, which answers the question, “What’s the point of view of Trump’s gunt?” Appears to […]
Read More Trump’s Gunt, About The Gruesome Angle Of The Time Cover Photo: “I Warned You!”Donald Trump pulled off an amazing accomplishment this week, and I would consider myself a hater if, for once, I couldn’t put my differences aside to acknowledge this achievement. So, credit where credit is due: congratulations, Donald Trump. Most men your age not only tear a rotator cuff patting themselves on the back, but don’t […]
Read More Trump Defies Old Age, Somehow Pats Himself On The Back For An Entire Middle-East Trip!!!With the United States government shutting its doors for the first time since 2020, back when it contracted Covid and a debilitating strain of Democrat Derangement Syndrome, both from Donald Trump. That, to this day, is considered fact-resistant and highly contagious among the unvaccinated and the dumb fuck community overall. The GOP has once again […]
Read More Welcome To Trump’s Government ShutShow!!!Jimmy Kimmel was welcomed back last night with the most electric round of applause since the United Nations announced, “Donald Trump has left the building!”. After Kimmel was unceremoniously kicked off the ABC airwaves, for what FCC chairman and wannabe Trump family underboss, Brendan Carr, called “A business decision,” Disney can’t refuse! Before he left […]
Read More Kimmel’s Double-Bird Salute To Big Dictator Energy!!!Donald Trump took time out of cancelling Tylenol (since it must be a woke drug, if it’s pronounced, “Ass-eat-o-many-men”), to address the UN’s General Assembly in what’s being called President Biden’s best speech in years. And, in case you missed it, it was Trump’s most embarrassing performance to date, which is no small accomplishment for […]
Read More Trump’s UN Address Is Being Called President Biden’s Best Speech In Years!!!Donald Trump’s UK exit interview with Prime Minister Keir Starmer went about as well as any WWIII-provoking humble-brag can. After President Chatty Kathy couldn’t help but spill all the tea about taking back control of Bagram Air Force base in Afghanistan from the Taliban. A clearly classified conversation, he undoubtedly had with a high-ranking US […]
Read More Now That Anti-Fascists Are Terrorists, Will Trump Now Negotiate With Democrats?!?It’s rather apparent that at yesterday morning’s MAGA meeting, not only did Donald Trump smell like he had just left a hard-boiled egg and onion, after they all crumbled a feta block’s soul during a gang bang, but he also told his army of talking heads to go forth and scream from high atop the […]
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