Donald Trump claimed the only reason he initially refused to release SNAP benefits was that it would violate the law. Sure, most people would gladly break the rules to feed starving children, but not Trump. He’d never knowingly commit a crime unless it was an extreme circumstance like: wanting to win an election he already […]
Read More Robbin’ Hood: Prince Of Thieves!!!It’s rather apparent that at yesterday morning’s MAGA meeting, not only did Donald Trump smell like he had just left a hard-boiled egg and onion, after they all crumbled a feta block’s soul during a gang bang, but he also told his army of talking heads to go forth and scream from high atop the […]
Read More 🎶 It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Russia 🎶Donald Trump spontaneously wandered out onto the White House roof yesterday in what appeared to be a Choose Your Own Adventure series titled “Diddler on The Roof: Alziemeher’s Edition.” But it was all just a simple misunderstanding. Apparently, Trump thought the best remedy for swollen cankles was to go onto the roof, after doctors advised […]
Read More We Wanted Trumpty Dumpty, We Got Diddler On The Roof!!!Sure, most people don’t feel the need to randomly call their friends, to not so subtly convince them that they had no involvement in another person’s suicide. But, then again, this is Donald Trump we’re talking about. A man who, when others are playing checkers, calls them out of the blue to ask if Jeffrey […]
Read More Trump Calling Friends To Convince Them He Didn’t Kill Epstein Is A Bit Of A Red Flag!!!The Supreme Court has pieced together rulings over the past couple of years that have cleared the pathway for authoritarian rule and created a Dr. Frankenstein-like tyrannical monster, Dictator Trump, out of soulless nepotism leftovers and spoiled sex offender parts. And after stripping the authority away from lower courts this week, they’ve slowly removed all […]
Read More The Supreme Court Isn’t Protecting Against A Trump Dictatorship, They’re An Accomplice To It!!!Democrat John Ewing handily defeated his MAGA opponent Jean Stothert in Omaha’s Mayoral election, nearly flipping the results from the city’s primary held just last month on April 1st. Sure, Trump’s “Liberation Day” tanked the entire world’s economy and turned America’s allies against us. But if it was the wake-up call the country needed to […]
Read More There’s Nothing Upsetting About Dem’s Come From Behind Victory Over MAGA Mayor!!!Well, folks, it appears Mike Waltz and his simpleton sidekick Alex Wong will be bounced unceremoniously from their positions for adding the Wong journalist to the Wong Signal chat. The move comes only a month removed from it, being the appropriate decision, allowing Trump enough wiggle room to take full undeserved credit for whatever bullshit […]
Read More Mike Waltz Has Left The Houthi PC Small Group!!!Trump is such a malignant narcissist that sharing the spotlight with anyone in his first presidential term made him so jealous. He is purposely destroying the worldwide economy again, so this time around, COVID can’t steal any of the credit. This is a fully functional adult talking about the word “groceries” as if the last […]
Read More Trump Proves He Can Break Job-Loss Records Without Mismanaging A Pandemic!!!Trump and his unelected trigger man Elon Musk have been on a relentless termination spree that has victimized more former American military members than toxic burn pits. Many of those veterans were disabled in battle and could no longer be on active duty. Choosing to serve their country in other ways as civil servants. But […]
Read More Disabled Veterans Are Targeted By Trump’s Chaos, Cruelty, And Corruption!!!
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