Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but […]
Read More Is There A White Trash Freaky Friday Happening In Congress?!?Credit where credit is due, Trump is going all-in on his MAGA-First policy, not only ignoring Ukrainian military deficiencies but also the Israeli bombing campaign on Iran’s Nuclear facilities. No, instead, he is willfully neglecting chaos abroad to remain laser-focused on American military needs at home. Do you think Gavin Newsom possesses the foresight and […]
Read More Trump’s MAGA-First Policy Has Devolved Into A Worlds-Gone-Wild Infomercial!!!Los Angeles is currently under siege, and not from thousands of overly-caffeinated Uber drivers sending a message to the driverless car industry. No, this was an entirely MAGAfactured crisis from a blossoming dictatorship, and declaring war on Los Angeles is about as foolproof a distraction as it gets short of admitting the 2020 election was […]
Read More Trump’s MAGA-Factured L.A. Crisis, Has Erased All His Butthurt-BFF’s Pedophilia Talk!!!Cosplay ICE Barbie Kristi Noem took time out of her busy schedule of wasting taxpayer’s money checking firefighter, rodeo clown, and….concentration camp motivational stripper(?) off her Make-A-Wish bucket list tour. So she could testify before Congress about her thoughts on habeas corpus, which, up until last week, she thought was the type of bush her […]
Read More Perhaps Cosplay Kristi Should Impersonate A Night School Civics Student Next!!!It appears Donald Trump isn’t the only self-serving administration official who has been profiting off the Qatari government. Who knew Qatar was to the MAGA movement what Panamanian banks were to Pablo Escobar and the Medellin Drug Cartel in the 80s? Well, that’s unless you’ve been invited to the new and improved, no nerds (journalists) […]
Read More Meet All The Trump Regime Members With A Qatari Side Hustle!!!!Although “MAGA hypocrisy” is a redundant term like “Convicted felon” or “Pedophile priest,” highlighting the absurdity of what Trump and his Republican racists (also redundant) are dismantling in real-time is a form of fact-checking. The same moronic Klan that was apoplectic over the removal of statues honoring the Confederates, the losing team in the battle […]
Read More Highest Ranking Black Medal Of Honor Recipient Erased In MAGA’s “F*ck Minorities” Purge!!!Kristi Noem, Trump’s self-described pet Goat/Puppy assassin and baa-baa-bad ass, really screwed the pooch this time. Although she pretends to have ICE running through her veins when hunting humans for sport, it appears to have clotted and frozen her entire brain into a microscopic ICE-burg. After her utter mismanagement of the Guantanamo Bay Immigration operation […]
Read More The ICE Ventura Immigration Detective Wasted $16 MIL On Failed Guantanamo Stunt!!!Protests have been popping up across the nation since day 1 of Trump’s self-described Dictatorship. In fact, I received a standing ovation when I spontaneously took part in a pro-democracy rally on Boston’s North Shore last week. Although I was never officially asked to address the crowd, it was a rush I will never forget. […]
Read More Nationwide Protests Erupt Over The DOGE-Bag Dictator!!!Trump has been quoted professing his admiration for Hitler on multiple occasions, even stating the top Natzi leader “Did some good things.” Now, everyone in human existence has made at least one good decision over a lifetime. However, Trump wasn’t referring to Hitler’s standout facial hair, artistic talents, or his commitment to blowing his brains […]
Read More The Dangers Of Trump Replacing Qualified Military JAGs With MAGA Jag-Offs!!!
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