The New York Times is reporting that Donald Trump has pocketed more than $ 1.4 billion since moving back into a Melania-less White House. No doubt the single-largest underestimation of Trump’s net since President Fatty McGee took full-Earth credit for his 224lb moon weight. I mean, Trump is built ike an Iceburg, so we can […]
Read More Guess Who Earned $1.4+ Billion This Year?!?If Republicans were genuinely scared of illegal migrants spreading across the country faster than measles at a Fort Worth Chuck E Cheese, then why were Governors Greg Abbott, Ron DeSantis, and the rest of the Injustice League shipping immigrants off to Blue States like they were a national guard troop in search of common sense? […]
Read More The Insurrection Act: MAGA’s Final Solution!!!I realize Donald Trump, the main reason the phrase is now “You’ve got to suck a few dicks to make an omelette,” is considered the Russian nesting doll of distractions. However, while most people assume that what you’ll find under all those layers of gross is the pedophilia truth about the Epstein files. I am […]
Read More Is Trump Forcing Maduro To Falsely Admit He Stole The 2020 Election For Biden?!?Congratulations, America, you are now the proud owner of Venezuela’s oil reserves, making this the largest US seizure of crude oil since the raid of Diddy’s hump dojo. But fear not, Venezuelans, because when it comes to selling off a country for its parts, Donald Trump is still America First, baby. Meaning your valuable resources […]
Read More America Seized Enough Venezuelan Oil To Supply Diddy’s Prison Sentence!!!Donald Trump, a man who turned the “War on Drugs” into target practice for war criminals. Recently pardoned former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez, who smuggled more than 400 tons of cocaine into the US and, in the process, turned his blowhole into his cellmate’s favorite snow globe. Perhaps that amount of Honduran marching powder […]
Read More Trump Pardons Honduran Drug Trafficker!!!Donald Trump threw himself a “Great Gatsby” themed party the night before SNAP benefits would dry up for 42 million food-insecure Americans, titled: “A Little Party Never Killed Nobody.” A name that not only ignores the potential starvation of millions but also contradicts F. Scott Fitzgerald’s point entirely. Which is ironic, because empathy is usually […]
Read More Mar-A-Lago’s ‘A Little Party Never Killed Nobody’ Bender Kicked-Off Trump’s First Hunger Games!!!Has anyone else noticed that Marjorie Taylor Greene has been demanding the release of the Epstein Files and blaming the GOP for the government shutdown, and John Fetterman’s day is spent trashing Democrats on Fox News? Which begs the question: Are MTG and Fetterman involved in some sorta bipartisan body swap, like “Freaky Friday,” but […]
Read More Is There A White Trash Freaky Friday Happening In Congress?!?Donald Trump is now claiming he plans to give over 230 million dollars of misappropriated taxpayer money to Charity. A former stripper turned White House ballroom designer, who knows exactly how Trump likes his balls handled. Never mind that Trump considers this payout payback for all the classified documents the FBI seized before he could […]
Read More The White House East Wing: Never ForgetWhat do Middle East peace and fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election have in common? They’re the only figments of Donald Trump’s imagination that don’t require an XXX-rating or a non-disclosure agreement. Leave it to Trump to think he could somehow solve more than 100 years of infighting the same way he “Made America Great […]
Read More Turns Out Negotiating Peace Is A Lot Easier On Truth Social Than In The Middle East!!!Welcome to the United States of America, the former land of the free and home of the brave, where, if asked how you spent your Saturday, October 18th, in mixed company, you answer, “On the advice of counsel, I must exercise my 5th Amendment right to pretend you were talking to that nosey MAGA bitch […]
Read More America: F*cking With Bitch-Ass KKKings Since 1776
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