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Epstein’s 50th Birthday Book Reads More Like An Uppity Pedophile’s Manifesto!!!

Fresh off Pete Hegseth’s battle rap loss against decency and douche chills at Trump’s renaming of the “Department of War,” the worst Department of Defense rebranding since the Pentagon tried bangs. House Democrats, the Epstein estate, a retiring Republican, and whatever the fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene is considered post-hard-boil, just released the infamous 50th birthday […]

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Is The White House Bible Study Group Ground Zero For The Epstein Coverup?!?

Just when the Epstein case had Christians thinking, “Finally, a pedophilia scandal, we can tweet about!” Pam Bondi and Alex Acosta did what any accomplice to a sex crime does: found “God” just in time for the cover-up. Converting the White House Bible Study Group into “The Sticky-Situation Room.” Ground zero for Trump’s Epstein File […]

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Funny How Carpool Kilmar Is Back Just In Time To Squash The Trump/Musk Beef!!!

Pam Bondi, Florida’s biggest regret and the source of Freddy Krueger’s nightmare-fueled Ambien addiction, not only announced Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s sudden return but convinced a grand jury carpooling is now a federal crime. However, like her roots, Pam Blondi’s press conferences are a hot mess. Obnoxiously lying like a Mar-A-Largo Persian rug with more tells […]

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The DOJ Threatens Judges And DRs For Siding With The Constitution And Science!!!

Despite transforming the Justice Department into Trump’s political hit squad, Pam Bodi has successfully done the impossible and made America regret not appointing a coked-up sexual deviant as Attorney General instead. Sure, Matt Gaetz may be more qualified to be on trial for statutory rape than prosecute someone on behalf of the US Government. But wouldn’t […]

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