Tag: MAGA Propaganda

Unlike MAGA, NYC Dems Prefer Their Perves Remain On Sex Offender Lists, Not Ballots!!!

Heading into New York City’s Democratic primary for Mayor, former NY Governor, and guy who hugs your wife way too long at charity events, Andrew Cuomo was heavily favored. However, democratic voters proved if there’s one MAGA characteristic they would implement themselves, it’s ignoring qualifications, not reelecting a sexual predator. As they handed 33-year-old Zohran […]

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Sending Marines Into LA Isn’t Even Trump’s Most Embarrassing Use Of The Military This Week!!!

Not only will illegally thrusting the tip of the US Military spear into Los Angeles cost taxpayers a whopping $134 million, it will be one of the most inappropriate misuses of the American armed forces in history. Or, as Trump calls it, a sneak preview of “THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVA!!!” Only Trump could order the […]

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Shock And AWWWWWW….. Yeah!!!

Yesterday, all hell broke loose between Donald Trump and Elon Musk, and by “All hell broke loose,” I mean two emotionally impotent men were alternating hissy fits over social media like they were dueling banjos. And in case you were wondering, that resonating awkward silence you felt was either Morons involuntarily re-entering reality’s atmosphere or […]

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Will Iowa’s Joni Ernst Triple Down On Her Condescending Karen Of The Corn Bit?!?

Unless Iowa’s junior Senator Joni Ernst has dated out of her league comedically or has a gynecologist who prefers to lighten the mood with a few warm-up jokes, this woman has never had a funny bone in her body. And despite being mischaracterized by The Hill, her latest video was clearly condescending, not “sarcastic,” considering […]

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Trump Interrupts His Bullsh*t Claims Of White Genocide To Call The Press Fake News!!!

Trump flipped the fuck out on a reporter yesterday after asking a reasonable question everyone, including the South African President, busy getting slandered, wanted an answer to. Ironically, Trump called NBC’s Peter Alexander “Fake News” for interrupting his baseless MAGA make-believe presentation. But obviously, Donald got genuinely upset when the romantic mood lighting and nonexistent […]

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Trump’s Version Of An Economic Soft Landing Is Pretending Recessions Are No Biggy!!!

President Biden masterfully split the uprights between lowering Trumpflation and avoiding a recession altogether. Trump, on the other hand, his batshit crazy idea of an economic soft landing, is telling the public a nosedive crash of the American economy is all part of his master plan in a gentle voice. With the abject level of […]

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The US Is F*cked If Losing Credibility Arguments To China Isn’t Rock Bottom!!!

American credibility must be in the shitter if the world’s first instinct is to trust China, the Tom Brady of propaganda, instead of the sitting US President. I could’ve sworn the country had already hit rock bottom, but apparently, there’s a basement and subsequent bomb shelter below we never knew existed. At this point, it’s […]

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Trump Proves He Can Break Job-Loss Records Without Mismanaging A Pandemic!!!

Trump is such a malignant narcissist that sharing the spotlight with anyone in his first presidential term made him so jealous. He is purposely destroying the worldwide economy again, so this time around, COVID can’t steal any of the credit. This is a fully functional adult talking about the word “groceries” as if the last […]

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Trump Goes From Wartime President to Kidnapping Mastermind With One Lie!!!

Trump has once again lied himself into a pretzel. Despite his Herbie Hancock being plastered all over the pertinent evidence, Trump claimed he never signed the unorthodox order giving him wartime authority to round up so-called “terrorists” or, as non-racists prefer to classify them, Latinos. Meanwhile, his entire administration gasped collectively as Trump’s fraudulent statement […]

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