Tag: Mean Girls

Trump Plans To Call Dibs On The Gaza Coast And Rename It Trump’s Noble Beach Prize!!!

Donald Trump is traveling to the Middle East, not only to sign a Hamas-Israeli peace agreement, but to officially call dibs on the Gaza coastline and rename it Trump’s Noble Beach Prize. However, when it comes to ending the war, it’s obvious Trump also has some non-Nobel Peace Prize ulterior motives. After all, when asked […]

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Bleach Bondi Goes Full “Mean Girls” At Hearing After Photos Reveal Her Senator Burn Book!!!

Attorney General and inspiration for MAGA Cunt Barbie, Pam Bondi, proved once again why she is so uniquely qualified to be Matt Gaetz’s Sloppy-Seconds. Bleach Bondi arrived at yesterday’s Senate hearings armed with only a notebook, her personality, and looks, all of which can be described as even more damaging to the evil stepmom image […]

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Trump Is More Concerned With Escalator Payback Than Russian Fighter Jets In Alaska!!!

Donald Trump took time out of bitching about a civil disobedient escalator at the UN being nothing more than an UPPITY STAIRCASE, ON THE LEFT. To protect the vital interests of American national security. No, not from Russian fighter jets taunting Sarah Palin as she watches the War in Ukraine from her Alaskan front porch. […]

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