The Dangers Of Trump Replacing Qualified Military JAGs With MAGA Jag-Offs!!!

Trump has been quoted professing his admiration for Hitler on multiple occasions, even stating the top Natzi leader “Did some good things.” Now, everyone in human existence has made at least one good decision over a lifetime. However, Trump wasn’t referring to Hitler’s standout facial hair, artistic talents, or his commitment to blowing his brains […]

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Thanks To Trump The Fact-Checking Industry Is Booming!!!

Besides nauseating competent viewers with a masturbatory reimagining of his corruption, Trump spent the majority of his State of the Regime speech proving his cost-cutting campaign promises were nothing more than a basic-bitch bait-and-switch. According to the two-faced Trump himself, Americans should expect “a little disturbance” due to his counterproductive tariffs and economic blunders. A […]

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Sugar Bush Proves To Be A Sticky Situation For Vance And His Family!!!

JD Vance’s Vermont vacation was a disaster thanks to outspoken backlash over his display of MAGA fascism. Those protesting made it abundantly clear that the Green Mountains are much bluer than they appear on social media. I must say, I was pleasantly surprised with the quality and quantity of outrage he encountered. Considering, for now, […]

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Zelenskyy Stands Up For Democracy Against The Groupies Of Putin!!!

The Groupies Of Putin (GOP) have once again made a mockery of themselves, the White House, and American democracy. Donald Trump and JD Vance were so visually frustrated with Ukrainian President Zelenskyy rejecting their tag-team advances. To save face among the misogynistic MAGATS, I was half expecting Trump to start randomly grabbing p*ssies and Vance […]

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Trump’s Government Waste, Fraud, And Abuse Agenda Is A Self Fullfilling Distraction!!!

It’s ironic how DOGE-Bags everywhere are laser-focused on ridding the government of waste fraud and abuse using a corporate scale as criteria. When it’s the lower classes ultimately getting stuck with this entire bill. This is a government paid for by taxpayer dollars, so if we go by their publicly traded company standards, that makes […]

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Trump’s Gold Card Scheme “Give Me Your Rich, White, Oligarchs Yearning To Be Mean”!!!

Donald Trump plans to roll out a new $5 million variation of a green card called the Trump Gold Card. From the sound of this scheme, it is the white privilege EZPass circumvention of the US immigration system. The days of an empathic and welcoming Statue of Liberty preaching, “Give me your tired, your poor, […]

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