The Declaration Of Independence Reads Like A 1-Star Yelp Review Of Trump’s Presidency!!!

You would assume Donald Trump would have a lot more in common with a bunch of land-owning white guys who didn’t want to pay taxes and thought minorities shouldn’t vote. Yet, if you’ve read the American Founding Fathers’ Declaration of Independence, it sounds more like Jefferson’s 1-star Yelp review of Trump’s presidency. Trump has so […]

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Even Though The Weather Held Up “No Kings” Reigned On Trump’s Parade!!!

Yesterday, Donald Trump threw himself a birthday bender/ authoritarian military flex that drew millions of people to gather around the world. And, although that number included protesters of Trump’s emotional support parade and soldiers participating under threat of court-martial, at least dozens of those in attendance were either celebrating fascism or on their way to […]

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Perhaps Cosplay Kristi Should Impersonate A Night School Civics Student Next!!!

Cosplay ICE Barbie Kristi Noem took time out of her busy schedule of wasting taxpayer’s money checking firefighter, rodeo clown, and….concentration camp motivational stripper(?) off her Make-A-Wish bucket list tour. So she could testify before Congress about her thoughts on habeas corpus, which, up until last week, she thought was the type of bush her […]

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Trump’s FBI Choice Accepted Payments From Russian And Chinese Propagandist Involved In US Unemployment Schemes!!!

While Elon Musk’s D.O.G.E. Operation (Douchebags Overseeing Government Entities) has done more to harm US national security interests than Russia’s SVR, FSB, GRU, and China’s MSS Intelligence agencies have combined, over a lifetime of espionage campaigns. The soon-to-be head-MAGAT-in-charge of the FBI, Ka$h Patel, has also been linked to America’s supervillain adversaries through his financial […]

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