Donald Trump claimed the only reason he initially refused to release SNAP benefits was that it would violate the law. Sure, most people would gladly break the rules to feed starving children, but not Trump. He’d never knowingly commit a crime unless it was an extreme circumstance like: wanting to win an election he already […]
Read More Robbin’ Hood: Prince Of Thieves!!!Speaker Mike Johnson (a man so unlikeably religious he says grace before eating ass) speaks to the press about Donald Trump as though he’s bragging about some smoking-hot Canadian girlfriend that just doesn’t exist. Which is sad for multiple reasons, but mainly because we all know Trump, and we’d trade that fat POS for the […]
Read More Trump: If Government Shutdowns Are This Fun, Perhaps I Should’ve Read Project 2025!!!Donald Trump took time out of cancelling Tylenol (since it must be a woke drug, if it’s pronounced, “Ass-eat-o-many-men”), to address the UN’s General Assembly in what’s being called President Biden’s best speech in years. And, in case you missed it, it was Trump’s most embarrassing performance to date, which is no small accomplishment for […]
Read More Trump’s UN Address Is Being Called President Biden’s Best Speech In Years!!!I am my family’s black sheep, not for the many questionable dark-side choices I’ve made along the way. No, my tribe has been firmly in my corner both through thick and thin. However, where I do stray from the flock is my utter indifference to all things Star Wars. But despite the fact the force […]
Read More Meet The Enormous Newly Discovered “Darth Vader” Sea-Bug!!!Growing up in the 1980s and ’90s, the movies during that era would have you believe that man-eating sharks, late-night baths with Gremlins, and Quicksand were the leading causes of death on planet Earth. Although the first two weren’t as prevalent before their big screen debuts. Quicksand has been the bain of existence for television […]
Read More How Quicksand Went From Recurring Movie Villain To Social Media Stunt!!!Airing tonight on HBO @ 9 PM EST (also Streaming on MAX) is the premier of “Surveilled” a Ronan Farrow documentary about the multi-billion dollar spyware industry and its usage in the hands of governments, including right here at home in the good ole U-S-of-A. A certified must-watch for those of us who willingly put our deepest […]
Read More The Best Spies Governments Have Are Currently Tracking Your Every Move!!!
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