Tag: music

Highest Ranking Black Medal Of Honor Recipient Erased In MAGA’s “F*ck Minorities” Purge!!!

Although “MAGA hypocrisy” is a redundant term like “Convicted felon” or “Pedophile priest,” highlighting the absurdity of what Trump and his Republican racists (also redundant) are dismantling in real-time is a form of fact-checking. The same moronic Klan that was apoplectic over the removal of statues honoring the Confederates, the losing team in the battle […]

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In 2025 Tuberculosis Is A Concern So Mission Accomplished Anti-Vaxers!!!

I’d like to formally congratulate all the Anti-Vaxers on a job well done. Not since the second Tuesday in September of 2001 has this many misguided idiots risked their own lives to purposely harm the American population over their ridiculous beliefs. So, mission accomplished, you’ll also go down in infamy for your terroristic ignorance. If […]

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How Quicksand Went From Recurring Movie Villain To Social Media Stunt!!!

Growing up in the 1980s and ’90s, the movies during that era would have you believe that man-eating sharks, late-night baths with Gremlins, and Quicksand were the leading causes of death on planet Earth. Although the first two weren’t as prevalent before their big screen debuts. Quicksand has been the bain of existence for television […]

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1 in 5 Americans Are Getting Their News From Social Media Influencers

While aimlessly navigating the interweb today, I came across this headline and my body spontaneously made a noise that can best be described as a combination of 90% gasp and 10% miscellaneous involuntary exorcism-esque screams. After barely convincing my neighbors that, in fact, all was good in the hood and rescue services were not imminently […]

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