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Have You Heard FEMA’s Hurricane Hilarious, David Richardson’s Latest Joke?!?

David Richardson, FEMA’s Acting Administrator and incestual offspring of “Vigo the Carpathian,” the evil painting from Ghostbusters 2, said he thought hurricane season was nothing more than a myth like the female orgasm or American democracy. I guess it’s hard to comprehend how a storm cycle could have a start and end date if you’re a […]

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The Biden Clone-Bot Coverage Highlights The Media’s Glaring Presidential Double Standard!!!

Donald Trump has officially lost the plot, now claiming President Biden was executed back in 2020 and somehow replaced with a clone/robot. And despite the evident scientific discrepancies between the two, that will no doubt have sci-fi nerds everywhere losing their collective shit. It does once again prove that no matter how certifiably crazy Trump’s […]

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Move Over Joni Ernst, MAGA Mace, And Her Burner Bots Want All The Clicks!!!

Just when you thought Joni Ernst was zeroing in on the title of Congressperson most likely to manufacture sympathy by having their own mother’s house swatted. Nancy Mace, gerrymanderings’ posterchild, and the reason 95% of her ex-boyfriends currently have legal representation. Used her so-called tech savvy to create an infinite burner bot army to storm […]

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Will Iowa’s Joni Ernst Triple Down On Her Condescending Karen Of The Corn Bit?!?

Unless Iowa’s junior Senator Joni Ernst has dated out of her league comedically or has a gynecologist who prefers to lighten the mood with a few warm-up jokes, this woman has never had a funny bone in her body. And despite being mischaracterized by The Hill, her latest video was clearly condescending, not “sarcastic,” considering […]

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DOGE Bagalow’s Buyer’s Remorse Vs TACO’s Baby Back Bitch Bill!!!

By all accounts, Elon “DOGE Bagalow” Musk is suffering severe buyer’s remorse at the exorbitant cost of Trump’s Baby Back Bitch Bill. Apparently, the wealthiest man in the world was blindsided after learning voluntarily raw-dogging the entire working class for self-serving tax benefits could somehow be turned into something greedy. Leave it to Trump’s simpleton-savant […]

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Habeas Corpus Denier Kristi Noem Challenges Harvard’s Grasp Of The Law!!!

Kristi Noem, fresh off proving her understanding of constitutional law, wasn’t nearly as extensive as her collection of bedazzled bulletproof vests after getting wedgied in front of Congress by the definition of habeas corpus. And while the shame alone would debilitate most, it somehow didn’t discourage the c#nty cosplay queen from taking on Harvard Law’s […]

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Trump Interrupts His Bullsh*t Claims Of White Genocide To Call The Press Fake News!!!

Trump flipped the fuck out on a reporter yesterday after asking a reasonable question everyone, including the South African President, busy getting slandered, wanted an answer to. Ironically, Trump called NBC’s Peter Alexander “Fake News” for interrupting his baseless MAGA make-believe presentation. But obviously, Donald got genuinely upset when the romantic mood lighting and nonexistent […]

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